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Song Parodies -> "The Bums on the Bus"

Original Song Title:

"The Wheels on the Bus"

Original Performer:

Anonymous

Parody Song Title:

"The Bums on the Bus"

Parody Written by:

Mistress Claudia Balzac

The Lyrics

This is the version of the classic childrens' song "The Wheels on the Bus", from the 1930's I believe. The author is unknown. I sing it to my little grandson all the time, and bounce him up and down and make gestures with his arms to go along with the song. He loves it! And better yet, his mother disapproves. :)
The bums on the bus jump up and down,
round and round,
up and down.
The bums on the bus jump up and down,
all through the town.

The driver on the bus yells "Sit down clowns!
Sit down clowns,
Sit down clowns!"
The driver on the bus yells "Sit down clowns!"
All through the town.

The wheels on the bus run over the clown,
round and round,
up and down.
The wheels on the bus run over the clown
All through the town.

The bums on the bus jump up and down,
round and round,
up and down.
The bums on the bus jump up and down,
all through the town.

Feel free to share this online, as long it's not for profit or commercial use, but please credit Mistress Claudia Balzac.

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Overall Rating: 2.7

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Driver M42 Bus - February 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Your grandson's mother would be justified in throwing you under the bus.
Patrick - February 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Reminiscent of Weird Al Yankovic's "Another One Rides The Bus". I can picture your grandson clapping with delight. Get to him first, before the killjoy politically correct morons do.
What, Me Worry? - February 23, 2015 - Report this comment
Yes indeed, Patrick, you should worry about yourself.
Jonathan - February 23, 2015 - Report this comment
^^ agreed with Pat this IS reminiscent of Weird Al's song good show! 5's

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