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Song Parodies -> "Dodgers Suck!"

Original Song Title:

"Vaughn Monroe"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Dodgers Suck!"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

Thank God for the San Francisco Giants, and for all the times they've beaten their hated rivals to the south.
It's time to beat the L.A. Frightfuls
Then the baseball game's delightful
The Giants are so in luck
Dodgers suck, Dodgers suck, Dodgers suck!

We're gonna keep the Bums from winning
They should suffer from all that sinning
L.A. cannot get my bucks
Dodgers suck, Dodgers suck, Dodgers suck!

When O'Malley broke Brooklyn's hearts
How I've hated him ever since then
But Murdoch's letting them fall apart
I hate those blue-blooded men

Let's put L.A. on thin ice
They'll be paying such a big price
And the Giants have all the luck
Dodgers suck, Dodgers suck, Dodgers suck!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 38

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Freddie C. - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Please ignore the misnamed title at the top. Vaughn Monroe was the man who wrote Let it Snow, which was obviously what I meant to put in as the original song title, so once again, please ignore this rare screw-up.
Trojan Cat - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I had to give you 5's for such a good parody, but you stop dissin' my home team.
Michael Pacholek - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, Cat: Jeff Weaver Jeff Weaver Jeff Weaver Jeff Weaver Jeff Weaver Jeff Weaver Jeff Weaver Jeff Weaver Jeff Weaver Jeff Weaver! Also Lasorda's a fat slob, Garvey a dirty dawg, and Piazza and Pedro were punks even then! And Walter O'Malley is in hell. And Kevin Brown is doing just fine, thank you.
Lauren - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
What is wrong with the people on this site?! Jeff Weaver isn't bad!! Neither are the DODGERS WHO ARE IN FIRST CURRENTLY.. (knock on wood)
Mr. Atoobie - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Dodgers suck! Go Giants!!!
FriscoGiants_1989 - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Go Giants!!!!!!!!!! nice website
dodger blue - October 03, 2004 - Report this comment
The Dodgers win the pennant! The Dodgers win the pennant! The Dodgers win the pennant! take that Thomson! hahahahahha
bonds fan - January 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Dodgers suck
dan - July 04, 2005 - Report this comment
all u giant fans can go suck a black dick. GO DODGERS this is LA baseball.
LB - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Los Angeles Dodgers (1958 - 2005) - 5 World Championships, 9 Pennants. San Francisco Giants (1958 - 2005) - 3 Pennants and 8 Playoff Appearances. WHO SUCKS?
Alex - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Giants and Padres suck a lot. Its all about Dodgers!
All u Giant and Padre fans - September 28, 2006 - Report this comment
All u Padre and Giants fans go slap yourself in the face! LA Dodgers the best. San Diego and San Fran. sucks
JT Snow lover forever - March 12, 2007 - Report this comment
i love the song!!!! GO GIANTS!!! best team ever! =D
D - July 06, 2007 - Report this comment
The theme and the song and the creativity are great. Yet, the nickname " Dodgers " and " Bums " belong in Brooklyn. They shouldn't be associated with the Los Angeles National League Franchise. The franchise known for so called fans entering the Stadium in the 3rd inning and leaving in the 7th Inning. Only going to the Stadium because they want to be seen and that's where the pathetic Hollywood Stars hang out. They are pathetic. So is the Los Angeles NL Franchise!
Gonzalo V - July 13, 2007 - Report this comment
The Giants suck, they never make to the damn playoffs so stop whining and shut the hell up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
San Diego Padres - October 01, 2007 - Report this comment
The Dodgers always suck and will until the end of time. Every time they come to sunny San Diego we beat the pants of them and send them back to West Hollywood, where they belong! So go and eat some pasta with Tommy Lasorda and leave the rest of baseball alone you LOSERS! Your friends, The San Diego Padres.
killer - January 13, 2008 - Report this comment
LA Dodgers = 5 World Series Frisco = 0 World Series Northern Tijuana (AKA San Diego) =0 World Series Brooklyn = 1 World Series
RLDN106 - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I was there when Barry broke the record. It was the most amazing feeling ever. p.s. DODGERS SUCK!!!!!! GO GIANTS!!!!!!! #25 Barry Bonds
Dodgerblu - June 01, 2008 - Report this comment
Actually, Barry's steroids tainted home run record isn't the most amazing feeling ever. Winning the World Series is. We've done it 5 times in Los Angeles. Giants have done it...oh yeah...that's right. NEVER! That is really an amazingly difficult thing to accomplish. How can you play for 50 years in a big city like Frisco and never win a World Series???
Baller - July 04, 2008 - Report this comment
Great song. The Giants are going to own some LA @$$ this weekend! Gigantes all the way!!!!!!

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