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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Drunk"
Original Song Title:
"I'm a Nut"
Original Performer:
Anonymous
Parody Song Title:
"I'm a Drunk"
Parody Written by:
Monica Sevigny, Ginger Bunn, and Erin Roettger
The Lyrics
I'm a Drunk, Big and Round,
I lay on the bar ground
People come and hump on me,
that is why I'm bruised you see
Chorus:
I'm a Drunk (clap, clap)
I'm a Drunk (clap, clap)
I'm a Drunk, I'm a Drunk, I'm A Drunk
Called Myself on the phone,
just to see if I was a homo,
Asked myself to have sex,
meet me at the apartment complex
Chorus
Took myself to the bar,
I was still seein stars
Wrapped my arms around that beer,
Got so fresh I slapped my rear
Chorus
I'm A D-R-U-N-K,
I can get drunk anyday,
I'm a stripper, I can dance,
I wear beer cans on my...
woops girls sing another song,
I wear beer cans on my thong
Chorus
Budweiser came to town,
Corona shot him down
Dr.Liquor fixed him up,
now we're pukin up our guts
Chorus
I lay on the bar ground
People come and hump on me,
that is why I'm bruised you see
Chorus:
I'm a Drunk (clap, clap)
I'm a Drunk (clap, clap)
I'm a Drunk, I'm a Drunk, I'm A Drunk
Called Myself on the phone,
just to see if I was a homo,
Asked myself to have sex,
meet me at the apartment complex
Chorus
Took myself to the bar,
I was still seein stars
Wrapped my arms around that beer,
Got so fresh I slapped my rear
Chorus
I'm A D-R-U-N-K,
I can get drunk anyday,
I'm a stripper, I can dance,
I wear beer cans on my...
woops girls sing another song,
I wear beer cans on my thong
Chorus
Budweiser came to town,
Corona shot him down
Dr.Liquor fixed him up,
now we're pukin up our guts
Chorus
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