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Song Parodies -> "I'm a Drunk"

Original Song Title:

"I'm a Nut"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Drunk"

Parody Written by:

Monica Sevigny, Ginger Bunn, and Erin Roettger

The Lyrics

I'm a Drunk, Big and Round,
I lay on the bar ground
People come and hump on me,
that is why I'm bruised you see


I'm a Drunk (clap, clap)
I'm a Drunk (clap, clap)
I'm a Drunk, I'm a Drunk, I'm A Drunk

Called Myself on the phone,
just to see if I was a homo,
Asked myself to have sex,
meet me at the apartment complex


Took myself to the bar,
I was still seein stars
Wrapped my arms around that beer,
Got so fresh I slapped my rear


I'm A D-R-U-N-K,
I can get drunk anyday,
I'm a stripper, I can dance,
I wear beer cans on my...

woops girls sing another song,
I wear beer cans on my thong


Budweiser came to town,
Corona shot him down
Dr.Liquor fixed him up,
now we're pukin up our guts


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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 8

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