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Song Parodies -> "Oh, Caffeine, You Are my Darling"

Original Song Title:

"Oh, Good Ale, Thou Art my Darling"

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Parody Song Title:

"Oh, Caffeine, You Are my Darling"

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The Lyrics

A rather obscure English folk song that is more famous as being the theme of The Scumm Bar in Monkey Island. Recently caught this infectious earworm and found a nice parallel for me: coffee. A link to a youtube video with the melody:
At morning at the break of light,
As I cast off the grip of night,
There's one thing always gets me up:
It's coffee, dark, poured in my cup!

Oh, Caffeine, you are my darling!
And my joy both night and morning!

When time is slow and work is long,
I like to drink you stout and strong,
You take my woes and cares away,
'Tis coffee gets me through the day!

Oh, Caffeine etc.

If I am low or I am high
I drink my coffee by and by,
Those fresh ground beans so near my nose:
It's up, my boys, and down she goes!

Oh, Caffeine etc.

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