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Song Parodies -> "Fetus Lovers"

Original Song Title:

"Jesus Loves Me"

Original Performer:

Anna B. Warner

Parody Song Title:

"Fetus Lovers"

Parody Written by:

VU & DJ

The Lyrics

Fetus lovers, they emote:
“No use for folks…but, zygotes!!!”
When little ones come along
Love for them just don’t belong

Bless fetus…love ’em
Bless people?! Shun ’em!
Echt life comes: dump ’em!
No life post-utero

Fetus lovers, they emote
“Women’s only use, to tote
Fetuses, on which we dote
It’s just ok[ay] if mom should croak”

Bless fetus…love ’em
Bless people?! No fun
Dead fetus?! Take mom!!!
Her life ain’t worth zygote’s

Fetus lovers prayed each day
That on women they could prey
With them preyed the cloaked cadre
To the Pope, some homage pay

Yes, fetus lovers
Prayed, and Court’s coven
Sat high above ’em
And ruled, “It shall be so!”

Fetus lovers shed no cries
If a woman’s raped or dies
At conception life begins
And when birth arrives, it ends

Yes, fetus lovers
Bless ’lito—love ’im
Bless bun in oven
The only “life” they know

Fetus lovers think this way
All too soon comes judgment day
At nine months, life’s very short
Croak mom, but NEVER abort!!
Bless brethren…love ’em
Bless rapists, love ’em,
Bless incest, love it
Bow’d* Bible rules the court


*Bowdlerized

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