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Song Parodies -> "Kam Chancellor's Back"

Original Song Title:

"My Boyfriend's Back"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Kam Chancellor's Back"

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The Lyrics

It'll take an "experienced" Seahawk fan to appreciate this one. ;^)
He went away and you came around
And bothered me every game
And when I had trouble winning
You said things that weren't very nice

Kam Chancellor's back and you're gonna be in trouble
(Hey-la, hey-la, Kam Chancellor's back)
When you see him comin', better cut out on the double
(Hey-la, hey-la, Kam Chancellor's back)

You been spreading lies that I was just poo
(Hey-la, hey-la, Kam Chancellor's back)
So look out now 'cause he's comin' after you
(Hey-la, hey-la, Kam Chancellor's back)

Hey, he knows what you been tryin'
And he knows that you been lyin'

He's been gone for such a long time
(Hey-la, hey-la, Kam Chancellor's back)
Now he's back and things'll be fine
(Hey-la, hey-la, Kam Chancellor's back)

You're gonna be sorry you were ever born
(Hey-la, hey-la, Kam Chancellor's back)
'Cause he's kinda big and he's awful strong
(Hey-la, hey-la, Kam Chancellor's back)

Hey, he knows the Pats were cheatin'
Now you're gonna get a beatin'

What made you think he'd believe all your lies?
(Aah-ooh, aah-ooh)
You're a big man now but he'll cut you down to size
(Aah-ooh, wait and see)

Kam Chancellor's back, he's gonna save my reputation
(Hey-la, hey-la, Kam Chancellor's back)
If I were you, I'd take a permanent vacation
(Hey-la, hey-la, Kam Chancellor's back)

(Hey-la, Kam Chancellor's back)
(Hey-la, Kam Chancellor's back)
(Hey-la, Kam Chancellor's back)

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Jonathan - September 24, 2015 - Report this comment
with the Philadelphia Eagles' decision to cut Tim Tebow before the regular season started (and now after a shining performance in pre-season they can't seem to keep it together in the regular season... that Karma eh Kelly? >:D) I guess my favorite NFL team defaults back to being the Seahawks for causing the Denver Donkeys such humiliation at the 2014 Super Bowl or as I like to call it some of the greatest comedy ever put to television! I also wish the Seahawks had won this year's SB too especially seeing as the Patriots really had no right to even be there! much less win the thing! (you know the deflate gate thing...) so even though this parody uses most of the same lyrics as the original song I'm in good spirits wherever there is Seahawk praise! 5's
LifeIncarnate - September 25, 2015 - Report this comment
Thanks! You're too kind. But you know... I looked at the original lyrics, and decided they almost all fit, so yeah. And honestly, since maybe Mel Blount, or Kenny Easley, NOBODY has played strong safety as well as Kam (BAM!!) Chancellor. He is the "Boom" in the Legion of Boom, and every opposing receiver knows it.

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