Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Apple Bottom Time"

Original Song Title:

"Apple Blossom Time"

Original Performer:

Andrew Sisters

Parody Song Title:

"Apple Bottom Time"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

They'll bewitch you
At Apple Bottom Time
Minus virtue,
Your fantasy, divine

Hot hips will sway
Lips smile your way
Hard thoughts will slide,
Imagining bed play..

On the runway,
"Vic's Secret" gals show size
What more fun way,
To exercise male eyes ?

Symbols will chime
Willy will climb
At Apple Bottom Time

Sweet babes strollin'
It's Apple Bottom Time
Smooth cheeks rollin'
On booties too sublime..

No way, Jose
You'd miss this day
You'd rate these Dears,
Lightyears beyond Okay..

Blondes and redheads
Ebony, brunette
All, on bedspreads
You would love to get..

Cocktails and wine
Og'ling the line
At Apple Bottom Time..

It's Apple Bottom Time

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 14

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   14

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

John Barry - January 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice Rubeneques turn of phrase.
2Eagle - January 09, 2009 - Report this comment
That song could be used in a commercial like the Beatles have been overused. I wonder who owns the rights to the Andrews Sisters' songs.
LadyEve 0'Norcal - January 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, I see they let you out of your ~DoubleWide, Sir? . . . only to be spying on my underGarments, again ! ohhhh these naughty Knights o'Parody! Will a girl ever get a moments peace? ?
AFW - January 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, 2Eagle, and LCC...but haven't you misspelled piece ?
MissEve - January 09, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air, you'll be lucky if you get a piece of , , , , Ohhh, that damn DoubleWide ! !
Andria - January 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Some parts of this parody could have been used to describe me when I weighed 150 pounds, but now I weigh 215, so it is less like me in many ways, except for the last word of stanza 1 of verse 7, which accurately describes my hair color. Well done! 5s.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1485