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Song Parodies -> "Roll Up Apparel"

Original Song Title:

"Beer Barrel Polka"

Original Performer:

Andrew Sisters

Parody Song Title:

"Roll Up Apparel"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Dressin' formal
Is too normal
Let's go nuts and change the fashion
Add a little crazy passion
Even some flashin'

In New York and.. in Toledo
Turn up cuffs on that tuxedo
Let's all do dud "Roll Ups"
And roll up everything..

Same goes for Mama, and each papa..
This'll make 'em feel..more oo la la..
Let's fling old dress traditions off
What do we care how much they scoff?

Should we hear a backlash or a roar.
We'll keep on rolling, roll some more..
Let's make this nerdy fad the thing,
Let's roll 'em up and let's all sing...

Roll up apparel,
Don't leave those sleeves hangin' down
Roll up apparel,
Turn up your trouser cuffs, brown
Change what we wear, all..
Day, make "Roll Ups" number one
Everybody roll apparel,
And we'll have more fun..

Girls, roll up...your blouses, what the Heck!
Roll 'em up real high...clear to your neck..
Guys roll your condoms when you swing..
Get on a roll,..Roll up's..the thing...

Roll up apparel,
Roll up that brim on your cap
Roll up apparel,
Girls roll your skirt to your lap
Jane, Jill, and Carol
Roll your long hair in a bun..
Everybody roll apparel,
Let's all have more fun..

Let's have roll up fun..

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 11

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alvin - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
rolling on ther floor is what i'm doing...sign me up for this party !
Andria - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
AFW, I enjoyed this parody, as usual, and as for my choice of zany clothing, how about a black vinyl prom dress from a mail-order catalog that caters to Wiccans and hippies (neither of which I am) and pink knee-high boots with a fake squash-blossom necklace made of goldtone safety pins and multicolored beads and my hair completely down. I've dressed like that and gotten every kind of comment there is, and these 5s are for you.
LittleBulbCakes - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Where's the ' bulbs ', Sir L'Air ? ?
Tommy Turtle - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
With skirts rolled up to laps, Jill, Jane, and Carol might get a Polka two... oh, and I just saw a roll-off (dumpster) in the yard for the morning after :-)
AFW - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you, alvin, and Andria..My theme is not so much in style of clothing, but to roll up everything...and LCC--not sure what you mean by bulbs?..and thanks,'re on a roll, there
LilttleBulbCakes - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air. I love those Bulbs Flashing under the sheets ! ! What a HollyDazed treat !

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