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Song Parodies -> "Underneath My Arches"

Original Song Title:

"Underneath The Arches"

Original Performer:

Andrew Sisters

Parody Song Title:

"Underneath My Arches"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Underneath My Arches
A fungus odor lurks
Boiled my socks in starches,
But nothin' ever works...

A greenish slime keeps leakin'
From sneakers I have on
By my bed, each morning, they're reekin'
All my friends are gone

Telephoned the foot stores,
And they said, "Come on down"
But, when I showed my foot sores,
Dr. Scholl left town!

So, I bought OdorEaters,
But I believe they lost..
'Cause all I heard was crunchin'
And their remnants out were tossed..

I would not be de-feeted
So,I fought a final round..
Underneath My Arches,
Limburger...rubbed a pound

Now, I'm up in Wisconsin,
My tootsies here, they please..
And I spend all my time fulfillin'
Foot fetish fantasies..

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Andy Senior (aka The Carpal Tunnel Kid) - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Gotta love the classics! This little piggy went for fives.
AFW - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Andy
Red Ant - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
555 for you, haven't heard TOS in a LONG time, but this paces wonderfully and by picking a, shall we say, tame parody name you avoided the 111 guys. At first I thought this might be a reference to the St. Louis Arch of McD's arches, but this most most enjoyable.
AFW - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for your vote, and comments, Red....the song truly is an old Garage Sale chestnut...and as you say, I expected some would assume it to be a Mac's theme...and hoped that might at least, draw them in for a read...

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