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Song Parodies -> "The Transylvania Polka"

Original Song Title:

"The Pennsylvania Polka"

Original Performer:

Andrew Sisters

Parody Song Title:

"The Transylvania Polka"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Flap both your arms like a "Bat outa' Heck" (Do do! Do do!)
The Transylvania Polka
Nibble your partner a lot on the neck (Suck suck! Suck suck!)
The Transylvania Polka
Make it a hard bite and not just a peck (Suck suck! Suck suck!)
Act like a bat insania!
It's a dance to really drain ya
This crazy Polka from Transylvania!

Squint real sneaky,
Just like Bela does it on the screen
Move real creepy,
Be the baddest Drac they've ever seen
Stick your tongue out
Gnash your teeth and leer and sneer about
Create a finger cross
To show 'em you're the boss
Do this and then, just do it all again!

Flap both your arms like a "Bat outa' Heck" (Do do! Do do!)
The Transylvania Polka
Nibble your partner a lot on the neck (Suck suck! Suck suck!)
The Transylvania Polka
Make it a hard bite and not just a peck (Suck suck! Suck suck!)
Act like a bat insania
It's a dance to really drain ya'
This crazy Polka from Transylvania

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Stuart McArthur - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I reckon it might catch on - get a movie to work a story around it and you've hit big time - DKTOS but I can tell it fits, AFW - 555
Dee Range - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
This cracked me up...5's
Airfarcewon - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
TY appreciate comments..
Guy - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I know this one and it fits. I really like to see polkas out here. I did a few myself but they don't seem to go over big since polkas seem to be localized to certain areas of the US. They were kind of a main stay where I grew up. Well done.
2Eagle - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny holiday version of an old favorite.
John Barry - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Vlady funny! 5s

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