Christine:
At lunch he sang to me
In meals he came
That voice which calls to me
And speaks his name
And do I eat again?
For now I find
The phantom of Oscar Meyer is there
Inside my belly

Phantom:
Eat once again with me
With your filling
Your hunger over me
Has grown stronger yet
And though you turn to me
To glance ahead
The Phantom of Oscar Meyer is there
Inside your belly

Christine:
Those who have sung your name
Draw back in fear
You are the food we eat

Phantom:
It's me they hear

Both:
My/Your hunger and my/your taste
In one combined
The phantom of Oscar Meyer is there
Inside my/your belly

Chorus:
Is that the phantom of Oscar Meyer?
Beware the phantom of Oscar Meyer.

Phantom:
In your barbeques you always knew
That meat and flavor

Christine:
Were both in you

Both:
And in this dinner
Where dogs are cooked
The Phantom of Oscar Meyer is here/there

Christine:
Inside my belly

Phantom:
Eat, my angel of hotdogs!

Christine:
He's there,
The Phantom of Oscar Meyer