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Song Parodies -> "The Procrastinators Anthem Pt. 9: Christmas Shopping"

Original Song Title:

"The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alvin & The Chipmunks

Parody Song Title:

"The Procrastinators Anthem Pt. 9: Christmas Shopping"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Day 9 of my "25 Days of Christmas Parody" challenge. With this one, I'm continuing my other ongoing writing series, the procrastinators anthem. This time, our "hero" forgets to shop for Christmas. Original Song
[Wife]
Abbott.
Abbott.
AAABBBBBOOTTT!!!

Christmas, Christmas Eve is here
There’s no toys, forgot this year
Halloween has come and passed
Now it’s Christmas, must act fast

Toy store’s closed, what should I do?
Wal Mart’s shelves are empty too!
I’m so dumb, now it's too late
It’s Christmas, why'd I wait?

The gas station, I’ll run to
Beef jerky and candy too
All the pretzels you can eat!
This Christmas won’t be great

Tell the kids Santa was late
Next Christmas, I won’t wait!

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Matthias - December 10, 2018 - Report this comment
Kind of depressing for the little tykes to be stuck with 7-11 gifts on Xmas but still hilarious!!

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