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Song Parodies -> "The Procrastinators Anthem Pt. 9: Christmas Shopping"

Original Song Title:

"The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)"

Original Performer:

Alvin & The Chipmunks

Parody Song Title:

"The Procrastinators Anthem Pt. 9: Christmas Shopping"

Parody Written by:

Abbott Skelding

The Lyrics

Day 9 of my "25 Days of Christmas Parody" challenge. With this one, I'm continuing my other ongoing writing series, the procrastinators anthem. This time, our "hero" forgets to shop for Christmas. Original Song

Christmas, Christmas Eve is here
There’s no toys, forgot this year
Halloween has come and passed
Now it’s Christmas, must act fast

Toy store’s closed, what should I do?
Wal Mart’s shelves are empty too!
I’m so dumb, now it's too late
It’s Christmas, why'd I wait?

The gas station, I’ll run to
Beef jerky and candy too
All the pretzels you can eat!
This Christmas won’t be great

Tell the kids Santa was late
Next Christmas, I won’t wait!

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Matthias - December 10, 2018 - Report this comment
Kind of depressing for the little tykes to be stuck with 7-11 gifts on Xmas but still hilarious!!

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