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Song Parodies -> "The Squirrel Song (Ripoff of Another Group's Song)"

Original Song Title:

"The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alvin & the Chipmunks

Parody Song Title:

"The Squirrel Song (Ripoff of Another Group's Song)"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

In one episode of the Simpsons, they made a reference to Melvin & the Squirrels, so I decided to expand upon this concept a bit: Dan Deville is recording a song with Melvin, Steven, and Thomas (the squirrels) about ripping off Alvin & the Chipmunks. Enjoy the parody!
[Dan Deville]:
All right you squirrels, are you ready to rip off some other band’s song?

[Steven]:
I’ll say we are!

[Melvin]:
Yeah!

[Thomas]:
Let’s sing it now!

[Dan]:
Okay, Steven?

[Steven]:
Okay!

[Dan]:
Okay, Thomas?

[Thomas]:
Okay!

[Dan]:
Okay, Melvin?
…Melvin?
MELVIN!!!

[Melvin]:
Okay!

We’re a rodent ripoff band,
There’s a chance that we’ll be canned,
‘Cause we’re too much like these guys
That sing in a high-pitched voice.

We’ll be sued and sent to court
(I don’t want a police report!)
If we’re charged as liable,
We’ll feel so pitiful.

[Dan]:
Okay squirrels, get ready. That was a great job, Steven.

[Steven]:
Most definitely!

[Dan]:
Great job, Thomas.

[Thomas]:
No problem!

[Dan]:
Er, Melvin, you were a little slow, be careful.
Uh, Melvin?
Melvin?
MELVIN!!!

[Melvin]:
Sorry!

We’ll be sued and sent to court
(Still don’t want a police report!)
If we’re charged as liable,
We’ll feel so pitiful.
If we’re charged as liable,
We’ll feel so pitiful.

[Dan]:
Great job, everyone!

[Steven]:
Let’s sing it again!

[Thomas]:
Yeah, let’s sing it again!

[Dan]:
No, no, we can’t! You don’t understand!

[Melvin]:
What do you mean “don’t understand”?

[Steven]:
We want to sing it again!

[Dan]:
Because they might find out!

[Thomas]:
Who cares if we’re found out!

(squirrel chatter)

[Dan]:
Melvin, cut the chatter! Thomas, lower your voice! Steven, be quiet! Boys…hold it, someone’s coming…

[Cop]:
FREEZE, this is the police! Drop the instruments & put your hands in the air!

[Dan]:
Nice going, guys! The police just found out about our plans to rip off The Chipmunks’ song!

[Melvin]:
Dan, what are you talking about?

[Steven]:
Yeah, what is this nonsense about us appropriating a song from another group?

[Thomas]:
I know nothing! Nothing!

[Cop]:
Sure, sure! You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you. Do you understand these rights?

[Dan]:
Yes we do, right, Steven?

[Steven]:
Certainly.

[Dan]:
Right, Thomas?

[Thomas]:
Right.

[Dan]:
Right, Melvin?
…Melvin?
MELVIN!!!

[Melvin]:
Yeah, whatever!

[Steven]:
Hold on one second, I just realized that this is a civil matter, not a criminal matter, so we can’t be arrested!

[Cop]:
Just shut up & get in the car!

[Steven]:
(groan) What’s the justice system coming to these days?

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JOE - December 16, 2011 - Report this comment
where can iget this song?
Alpha Skua - September 17, 2018 - Report this comment
NUTTY NUTTY NUTTY VERY NUTTY

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