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Song Parodies -> "Convoy Ploy/Greens"
Original Song Title:
"Almond Joy/Mounds"
Original Performer:
Almond Joy/Mounds Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Convoy Ploy/Greens"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
"Little Green Men" are Russian troops with insignia removed. Now in E Ukraine after the convoy ploy didn't work as planned...
Sometimes he acts like a nut
Sometimes he won't
Convoy ploy took guts,
“Greens” don't
Convoy ploy was a well thought out plot
waiting for Ukrainian shots- smooth
Greens crossed over the border in SAT views
SURPRISE! Russian TROOPS!
Sometimes he acts like nut
Sometimes he won't
Invasion? No ands, if, or buts
And withdraw he won't
Vladamir Putin IS a nut
Give up, he won't
[In E Ukraine is bold]
Sometimes he won't
Convoy ploy took guts,
“Greens” don't
Convoy ploy was a well thought out plot
waiting for Ukrainian shots- smooth
Greens crossed over the border in SAT views
SURPRISE! Russian TROOPS!
Sometimes he acts like nut
Sometimes he won't
Invasion? No ands, if, or buts
And withdraw he won't
Vladamir Putin IS a nut
Give up, he won't
[In E Ukraine is bold]
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Oh Joy! 5's
Thanks Jon! Putin as a policeman: "Move along folks, NOTHING TO SEE HERE!!! Move along"
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