-> "Hello Muddah? Hello Faddah? (For AFW)"
Original Song Title:
"Hello Muddah Hello Faddah (A Letter from Camp)"
Parody Song Title:
"Hello Muddah? Hello Faddah? (For AFW)"
Not sure just what
I should call ya
Since you had your
Got a brand new name, but same orientation
Is it one, or
(is) it the uddah?
Brain is reeling
Over this transgender male/female illusion
But you still sing
Like Dean Martin
And your Eva*
Wig at dinner
Hid a scalp that has less hair than old Yul Brenner’s
On your face there
Is a shiner
And it’s always
To see such hairy legs beneath a skirt and stockings
Please tell me, oh Muddah (Faddah?)
I am still your loving daughta
But I’m not sure who you oughta be-
Are you a he? Are you a she?
This puzzle is never-ending
From your recent gender-bending
Just what happened in the surgery
To change your sexuality?
I could wind up
In the gutta
From the constant
Of each day trying to ascertain your station.
Brain in basket
Just forget I
Even asked it
There, I feel a
Whole lot betta
Think I’ll go write Dr. Phil a nice long letta.
*Gabor, whose name graces a veritable wig empire
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