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Song Parodies -> "Hello Muddah? Hello Faddah? (For AFW)"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Muddah Hello Faddah (A Letter from Camp)"

Original Performer:

Allan Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"Hello Muddah? Hello Faddah? (For AFW)"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

With special thanks to AFW for planting the idea (albeit unknowingly)... and to TJC for bringing the song to mind :)
Hello Muddah?
Hello Faddah?
Not sure just what
I should call ya
Since you had your
Got a brand new name, but same orientation

Hello Faddah?
Hello Muddah?
Is it one, or
(is) it the uddah?
Brain is reeling
From confusion
Over this transgender male/female illusion

You resemble
Dolly Parton
But you still sing
Like Dean Martin
And your Eva*
Wig at dinner
Hid a scalp that has less hair than old Yul Brenner’s

On your face there
Is a shiner
Underneath your
Cat-eye liner
And it’s always
Rather schocking
To see such hairy legs beneath a skirt and stockings

Please tell me, oh Muddah (Faddah?)
I am still your loving daughta
But I’m not sure who you oughta be-
Are you a he? Are you a she?

This puzzle is never-ending
From your recent gender-bending
Just what happened in the surgery
To change your sexuality?

Dearest Faddah?
Darling Muddah?
I could wind up
In the gutta
From the constant
Of each day trying to ascertain your station.

Tisket, Tasket,
Brain in basket
Just forget I
Even asked it
There, I feel a
Whole lot betta
Think I’ll go write Dr. Phil a nice long letta.

*Gabor, whose name graces a veritable wig empire

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Old Man Ribber - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Just please don't become Fiddleguy, ok? ;D
TJC - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow, you're quick--and funny!
Fiddlegirl - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, OMR & TJC! Editorial note-- misspelled Yul Brynner. Oops! :)
Mark Scotti - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh my Godda, that one's funna!! Fives!!
John Barry - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Splendid gender-bender.
Timmy1000 - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice extension from yesterday's idea. Good song to use and nice rhymes in it.
blackjack21 - July 16, 2009 - Report this comment
This is great, And I mean it, Gave you fives, When I seen it, Does not matter, Unto my eye, If you're for real a Fiddlegirl or Fiddleguy
AFW - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Really good use of the English, here...glad you were able to spin off from whatever I said or done..I guess it was the Tony Bennett song..
Fiddlegirl - July 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks Mark, John, Timmy, BJ21 (hehehe), and thanks again, AFW-- the whole "trans" kick got the ball rolling. In fact, I expected "Wearing the Gowns" to be about something totally different... (hint hint) ;)
alvin - July 19, 2009 - Report this comment
lol...grat concept
Guy - July 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Is this where they seperate the men from the boys... with a crowbar? Funny uptake on a topical subject. Finely grafted. These new norms are changing old adages like "Boys will be boys".

Welcome to the site Fiddlegirl - I've been out of pocket as of late and this is the first read I have done of your work and it is impressive. Just keep doing what you're doing - you'll do fine out here. Fives seem to be in order here. Looking forward to more of your work.
Fiddlegirl - July 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to Alvin and Guy... Finding the site may just be the highlight of my summer. I'm having a lot of fun learning to write them, and get so much inspiration from all of the many talented wordsmiths here!
Tommy Turtle - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Maybe you could take each to AAMCO to have your tranny fixed? ... and at least they can find theirs. Have you ever tried to determine the gender of a turtle? (You don't wanna hear about mating season, believe me!)

ROFLMAO! Just don't ever change, *please* - in any way :) 555
AAMCO-dependent - August 24, 2009 - Report this comment
@ TT: "and at least they can find theirs"

Yep-- but they had to look in every nook and tranny!
(chelonia) Mydas Muff-ler - August 25, 2009 - Report this comment
(good comment, but yer sig was rofl!)
@ CMM - August 25, 2009 - Report this comment
ROFL back at ya! (And the other comment threads, too...) xo
lifeliver - August 25, 2012 - Report this comment
I asked a Japanese friend 'How do you write LOL in Japanese?'. 'Oki koe de warau' (OKDW)? Or maybe 'Yuka de totemo yoko urasaku warakatta' (YDTYUW)? 'No' she said, we write 'ha ha ha'. So ... ha ha ha

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