Hello Mullah, got your Fatwa
How are things in Camp Jihada?
You could use a new Mahatma
He could put an end to killing folks for Allah

Those Shiite bombers in black turbans
They never need no plastic surgeons
They could be Arabs, they might be Persian
Up in Paradise they'll claim six dozen virgins

Their Sunni brethren, those deadly snipers
I.E.D. men, old Ba'athist gripers
They're insurgents, and mosque igniters
Now there's Shiite Death Squads whacking Sunni fighters
[spoken: "Boy, a program would really help."]

(U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A U-S-A )
We've got Christians, Jews, Arabs, Pagans
"Hooters" lovers and hard-core Vegans
Most are chillin' they're not crusadin'
But the world sees all that bombin' and invadin'

We're the good guys, so we keeps saying (we're the Good Guys)
But some countries keep disobeying (better fly right!)
If we don't like the games they're playing (preemptive strike)
We'll just liberate them and we don't mind staying
[spoken: "No, really, we're going to stick around for a while. When you stand up, we'll stand down. No rush. *cough* Any time. *cough* "]

We don't "torture", no, we just "render"
A change of scene for key offenders
They come back so soft and tender
We discount reports of pliers drills and blenders (Bring it home!)

This whole mess could just last forever (until the Judgment Day)
"Cause our leader's not real clever (what can we say?)
He thinks God steers his sad endeavor (oy vey)
He can't see that he's become part of the Terror
And a mission from God wouldn't have so many errors