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Song Parodies -> "I Swear"

Original Song Title:

"I Swear"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

All 4 One

Parody Song Title:

"I Swear"

Parody Written by:

Necrotoxen666

The Lyrics

I swear in front of kids
And yes even your mom
And I swear like the
Sailor that sails in the sea

I use my language as a knife.
I know some words that don't seem right
You can be sure I know them all
Cause I, I've been saying these words for years
I've never ever shed a tear
But when you make a mistake
I'll swear and tear you apart

Cause I swear in front of kids
And yes even your mom
I will swear
And I swear like the
Sailor that sails in the sea
I will swear
I just love to curse
And rip you apart
I'll hit you with ever
Swear that I got
Cause I swear

I do whatever I want and can
I'll beat you up without these hands
I'll even trip and take a fall
And when (and when) you are finally unaware
I'll hit you with a few more swears
Cause as my lines turn the page
My feelings won't change at all.

Cause I swear in front of kids
And yes even your mom
I will swear
And I swear like the
Sailor that sails in the sea
I will swear
I just love to curse
And rip you apart
I'll hit you with ever
Swear that I got
Cause I swear

Cause I swear in front of kids
And yes even your mom
I will swear
And I swear like the
Sailor that sails in the sea
I will swear
I just love to curse
And rip you apart
I'll hit you with ever
Swear that I got
Cause I swear, I swear, I swear

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