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Song Parodies -> "Kugelpanzer"

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Alka-Seltzer Commercial

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Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

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The “Thing’s” bizarre
Not a tank as such
Circular tracks not so speedy
Jap import with a German touch
Armored “ball” with a single MG!!!

Krupp, Krupp,
Blitz… Sitz?
Who knows what the hell this is???!!!

Krupp, Krupp,
Blitz… Sitz?
Who knows what the hell this is???!!!

The mystery object was found by the Russians
in the advance!
Out in the open, it was alone- Kugelpanzer prone

[Abandoned by the Japanese in its jungle home]

So beyond be-lieeeeef it is!
Beyond belief!

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 15

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