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Song Parodies -> "When Lorena Bobbitt Goes Bob, Bob, Bobbin"

Original Song Title:

"When The Red, Red, Robin Comes Bob, Bob, Bobbin"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Al Jolson

Parody Song Title:

"When Lorena Bobbitt Goes Bob, Bob, Bobbin"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

When Lorena Bobbitt Goes Bob, Bob, Bobbin Along
There could be more sobbin'
If she starts lobbin' her big knife strong..

Wake up, protect that seepy head
Set up, get up, get out a' bed
Beware! Take care of little Fred
Secure...your staff and stay happy

Don't be black and blue,
Stumped and bloody, too
Like poor Johnny
Hush and listen
So, you ain't missin'
Your little Ronnie...

She might flip her lid, again
Doin' what she did, again
Whack off a schlong..
When Lorena Bobbitt Goes Bob, Bob, Bobbin' Along



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alvin rhodes - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment
a little slice of heaven
AFW - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin
Stuart McArthur - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment
the moment in that story that most fascinates me is the cop who found the severed item on the side of the road - he must've been thinking "gee that maybe could be it....hey Joe, whattaya reckon" - 555
MrMacphisto - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment
LMAO!!! This is the best of the day....
John Wayne Bobbitt - July 10, 2006 - Report this comment
You think you're pretty funny little lady, but I have news for you.
AFW - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart....True, that would present a funny scenario................. And thanks, MrMac...also JWB
Royce Miller - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm a little late reading this AFW, but it's impossible to ignore once you've seen the title. A good laugh (easy for us to say).

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