-> "Product 37825 (Extended)"
Original Song Title:
"Goodbye (We All Live and Die)"
Original Performer:
Alexis King
Parody Song Title:
"Product 37825 (Extended)"
The Lyrics
Come, take a stroll through my textile mill
Look, at all of the new research thrills
But something in a corner catches your eyes
You become mystified
Sound and visuals collide
At what is liquefied
Clear turbine, tubes churnin’ out what cannot be defined
Nor identified…
Product 37825
Each scientist denies
That he signed
That he signed
Then, the accounting department is drilled
Blame, Chief of Research knows not of nil
Four thousand pounds? Someone to crucify!
Appears someone has lied
Impossible has been tried
Reports are falsified
Disturbing, perturbing, heavy hydrogen inside
This is a crime…
Product 37825
Each scientist denies
That he signed
That he signed
Come, Sirs, now who had these orders filled?
Time, who had the assembly to build?
Why does everyone look so surprised?
It’s the fear in their eyes
Unknown envelopes their lives
Fear the lunatic’s pride
Wheels are turning, heavy yearning, to blame and criticize
So now who was the guy?
In long jacket and tie?
[Stratton!!!]
All of this unauthorized!!!
Product 37825
Finally is synthesized
It defies
It defies
The man in the white suit must die!!!
Everlasting fiber is a lie!!!
[Progression-suppression from both sides]
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