Susan got a homework
She looks really nice now
Writin' with the answers
Drawin' all the math, how nice
Oh, how nice
Susan's got a new skill
Pullin' all the answers
She is making papers
'Cause they're getting jealous, my
It must be nice
To be Susan

But nobody knows what it's like to be
Writing it in like it was on class
Nobody knows what it's like
To be Susan

Susan's got a hard life
Winnin' isn't easy
Even if it's working
Even when it's paper, I
Think I write that
If I were like Susan
Had to do what she write
Lookin' up papers
Everybody got their pencils, I
Think I would live
I wouldn't wanna be Susan

But nobody knows what it's like to be
Working it in like it was on class
Nobody knows what it's like
To be Susan

Oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

But nobody knows what it's like to be
Writing it in like it was on class
Nobody knows what it's like
To be Susan