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Song Parodies -> "I'm Just A Waitress, I Don't Know Why"

Original Song Title:

"I'm In A Hurry, I Don't Know Why"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I'm Just A Waitress, I Don't Know Why"

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The Lyrics

"Flurtatous Bodaious Waitresses"
I'm just a waitress,
I don't know why,
I'm so flirt-atious
with all of the guys

This ain't working
I just wink and smile
and make chit chat
with all the boys for a while

I'm just a waitress
at the bar and grill
Let me wait on you
and give you a thrill

I'm just a waitress
at the local saloon
don't know the differance
t'ween a fork and a spoon

Let me reach over you
and grab that glass,
so you can get better
look at my a*s

Don't know the menu,
or how cocktails are made
all I know about
is I am well paid

I 'm just a waitress
let me arch-my- back
I'll bend way over
and show you my rack

I'm just a waitress
at the local pub
It's no secret that,
I have a fan club

Don't wait on no ladies
it's just not the same
It makes it difficult
to play my own game

Im just a waitress
I don't know why,
I'd be a stripper,
but I'm much too shy.

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