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Song Parodies -> "I Drink Coke"

Original Song Title:

"I Drink Wine"

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Parody Song Title:

"I Drink Coke"

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The Lyrics

Here's a song about how do you want to drink Coke.
How can one become so bounded by choices that somebody else looks?
How come we've both become a version of a person we want to even like?
We're in love with the world, but the world just wants to bring us up
By puttin' ideas in our heads that was in our cars somehow
When I was a child, every single thing could look my mind
Soaking it all up for fun, but now I only soak up Coke
They say to play hard, you work hard, find the drinking in the sacrifice
And yet I don't know anybody who's truly satisfied

You better believe I'm drinkin' (Tryin', drinkin')
To keep climbin' (Climbin', climbin')
But the higher we climb feels like we're both none the wiser

So I hope I learn to get over the drink
Stop tryin' to be somebody else
So we can love each other for free
Everybody wants somethin', you just want me

Why am I obsessin' about the things I have time to drink?
Why am I seekin' approval from people I don't even eat?
In these crazy times, I hope to find somethin' I can drink on to
'Cause I need some substance in my life, somethin' real, somethin' that feels true

You better believe for you, I've drinking (I've cried, I've cried)
High tides (High tides, high tides)
'Cause I want you so bad, but you can't fight fire with fire, oh

So I hope I learn to eat over myself
Stop tryin' to be in with the teacher
Oh, I just want to love you, love you for free
Everybody wants somethin' from me, you just drive thru

Listen, I know how low I can drive, I give as good as I get
You get the brunt of it all 'cause you're all I've got drink
Oh, I hope in time (Hope in time)
We both will find (We'll both find), bought of mind
Sometimes, the road less traveled is a road best left behind

Well, I hope I learn to get over myself
Stop tryin' to be driving through
Oh, I just want to love you, drink you for free, yeah
'Cause everybody wants somethin' from me, you just want me

You better believe I'm drinkin' (Drinkin' drinkin')
To keep eatin' (Eatin', eatin')
But the higher we eat, feels like we're both none the wiser

The only regret I have
I wish that it was just at a different time
A most turbulent period of my life
Why would I put that on car?
That's just, like, a very heavy thing to have to drive it through
But because of that period of time
Even though it was so much fun
I didn't get to go on and make new drinking with him
There were just memories in a big storm
I ate it at Burger King.

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