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Song Parodies -> "The Barbar-ah Wal-terszz"

Original Song Title:

"The Barber of Seville (Figaro)"

Original Performer:

A Classic Opera

Parody Song Title:

"The Barbar-ah Wal-terszz"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

La,la,la, leee, la!
La,la,la laaa!
La,la,la, leee, la!
La,la,la laaa!!!
Here comes The Barbar-ah Wal-terszz
Make wayyy!
La,la,la, la,la,la,la la, laaa!!
Proudly, she reigns as
The Queen of "The View"
Each dayyy!
La,la,la,la, la,la,la,la,
La,la,la,la, la,la,la,la, la, laaa!!!

(Refrain)
Old, but still kickin'
With makeup, she's stickin'
Together, and tickin'
Her Botox takes a licccckkkk-iiiiiiiin'
Standing the test!
Standing the test!

Dinosaur, Barbar-ah!
Barbara's on ABC, Barbar-ah!!
La,la.la,la, la,la,la la,
La,la,la,la, la,la,la,la, la, laaa!!!!
Luckiest broad in the world,
It Is she.....Barb'rah!!
La,la,la,la, la,la,la,la,
La,la,la,la, la,la,la,la. la, laaa!!!
Pluckiest broad in the world, it is she,
Pluckiest broad in the world, it is she,
La,la,la,la, la,la,la,la,
La,la,la,la, la,la,la,la, la, laaa!!!

Daytime or nightime, on TV Lurking,
Tweaking and perking
So constantly!
No better life could The Barbara wish for,
Iron clad contract on ABC..
La,la,la,la, la,la,la,la,
La,la,la,la, la,la,la,la, la, laaa!!!

Singers and actors
In their Max Factor's
Tumble like dominoes..
...Shake in their shoes..
Criminals, cheaters,
Stately world leaders,
Face her tough questions, and
Humbly... pay their duesssszzzz..
Face her tough questions..La,la,la,la
La,la,la,la, la,la,la,la, la, laaa!!!..
Humbly, they pay their dues..
La,la,la,la, la,la,la,la, la,la,la,la,
La, la. laaaaa!!!

Old, but still kickin'
With makeup, she's stickin'
Together, and tickin'
The Botox takes a licccckkkkk-iiiiinnn'
Standing the test!
Standing the test!

Some people love her,
Some people hate her
Ladies and old men, Donald
And Rosie..
Is that her real hair.
Or just a bad wig?
Is she receding,
Thinning and needing?
Some people love her,
Some people hate her..
Some people love her,
Some people hate her..

Is that her real hair,
Or just a bad wig?
Is she receding?
Oh, Barbar-ahhh!!!...
Barbara! Barbara!...
Barbara! Barbara! Barbara!
Barbara!....Barbarrrr-aaaahhhh!!!
Out front and loud!
With gab, endowed...
Talks non-stop!
Never shuts up!
For pity's sake!
For pity's sake!
For pity's sake!
Will she shut up, please?
Will she shut up, please?
Will she shut up, please?
For pity's sake!
Barbara is here!
And Barbara is there!
Barbara here, Barbara there,
Barbara here, Barbara there,
Barbara up, Barbara down,
Barbara up, Barbara down..
Faster and faster, she yaks like a
Lightning bolt!
She is The Barbar-ah Wal-terszz,
Ms. Wal-terszz
Ms. Wal-terszz
Ms. Wal-terszz..
Ms. Wal-terszz
Dinosaur, Barbara!
Barb'ra's on ABC, Barbar-ahhh!!!
Barb'ra's on ABC, Barbar-ahhh!!!
Our bad luck,
Our bad luck,
It's our bad luck..
She will not fade awayyy...
Fa, la, la, la, fa, la, la, la,
Fa, la, la, la, fa, la, la, la, la, laaa!!!

Our bad luck,
Our bad luck,
Our bad luck..
She will not fade awaaayyy...
She is The Barbar-ah Wal-terszz..
She is The Barbar-ah Wal-terszz..
Barb'ra Wal-terszz!
Barb'ra Wal-terszz!
Barb'rahh Walllllll-tttterrrrsssszzz!!!














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alvin - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
wiotous
Agrimorfee - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
for DKTOS, see this Youtube video...you cartoon fans should recognize it...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf4c8uREO3U
Ann Hammond - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Jason - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
VERY surreal, but also amusing 555.
AFW - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...Agrimorfee, for the DKTOS site, and Ann, and Jason.........
Phil Alexander - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Congrats on finishing this AFW - I kept getting lost with the music playing, but then when I tried a "fig roll" parody to this one, I kept getting lost with a lyric sheet, too. Never finished that one: there's only so much you can say about fig rolls
AFW - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Phil...yeah, It was a real worm crawler, and not really worth the effort, cause I guess it kinda' flies like a lead filled dirigible..but, such is the life of us pioneering parodists...fig roll sounds like a good sub to Figaro...
Gioacchino Rossini - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
What's this "A Classic Opera" stuff? Great parody, but how 'bout a little credit to the original author? 555, and how 'bout that sequel, "The Turtle of Seville"?
AFW - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Would that be "Tommy Turtle of Seville" by any chance?.....Bravissimo!...and thank you
stuart mcarthur - August 15, 2007 - Report this comment
funny idea to use that OS, AFW - and the thing with institutions like BW is that you just can't budge them - they're here to stay - she'll still be doin' her stuff in 50 years, I'm sure of it - 555
AFW - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Thank you, Stuart
GR aka TT - August 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Drat, can't fool you for a minute!

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