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Queen Sluggy

The Lyrics

if you don't know wht a BLT is it is a bacon lettus and tomato sandwich lol and ps i'm not sure how to spell lettus, my computer said i was wrong

Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye
Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye, aye

See me ride out off to Subway
Gonna get something to eat
I would eat it everyday
It is just so tasty
Tomatoes to the left of me
And lettus to the right
Ain't got no bacon
Well, that's not nice
(But) Don't you start no fight

For a B.L.T for lunch tonight
B.L.T. and I'll win the fight
B.L.T. that's my whole diet
B.L.T. let's start a riot

I'm clean, I'm mean, and I'm mighty healthy
I didn't ask for ham
Now, I ordered a number one
So put back that seven
Get out that knife
Slice up some tomatoes (And) run for your life
Subway is going down (So) don't you mess me 'round

Give me a B.L.T.
For lunch tonight
B.L.T. and I'll win the fight
B.L.T. for breakfast too
B.L.T. that's good food

aye, aye, aye
aye, aye, aye
aye, aye, aye
aye, aye, aye
B.L.T. aye
It's just not right
(aye, aye)
B.L.T. aye
And I'll win the fight
(aye, aye)
B.L.T. aye
For lunch tonight
(aye, aye)
And I'll win the fight

btw no offence to Subway! Subway rocks and they've never gave me the wrong order >_l

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Red Ant - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice job here on a good OS and a great sandwich (provided one gets decent tomatoes). Oh, it's "lettuce". As in "Lettuce give you some 5s with this". ;-)
Anny - June 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Great job! The OS is great, and your parody is tasty! Excellent! 555
Queen Sluggy - June 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanx. Not bad for a song I wrote in about 10 minutes. =)
Goo boy - July 05, 2006 - Report this comment
It sucked! this is gay.

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