Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Gift Tags"

Original Song Title:

"Dog Tags"

Original Performer:

Aaron Watson

Parody Song Title:

"Gift Tags"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here's a song all about the gift tags for Christmas.
Growing up I never cared too much for Santa Claus
I guess he never could jingle up next to my old man
There's no snow on his chest, it's just an old weathered tag
God knows my Christmas don't wear bags

They wear gift tags and they stand tall, lined up on the wall of the box
Yeah, those gift tags in the Christmas gifts, they're always right there when you see them
You can bet their boxes will hit the ground running, every time it hits the fan
God knows my Christmas don't wear bags

For me it's not some Christmas boy looking on a jingling
It's not a snowman preaching, or a Jack Frost day
And I'll tell ya one thing that's a fact, it sure ain't that frosty cold
God know my clauses don't wear snow

My friend wear gift tags and they stand tall, lined up on the wall of Santa
Yeah, those gift tags in the biggest tree, they're always right there when you need them
You can bet their trees will hit the ground running, every time it hits the fan
God knows my fanboys don't wear deers

There's a new big board game for it, a little girl watching his momma cry
Remember, it's more than just toys and videogames when those jingles fly

My little boys wear gift tags

My little boys wear gift tags and they stand tall, lined up on the wall of the Christmas
Yeah, those gift tags in the hall floor, they're always right there when you look them
You can bet their tags will hit the ground running, every time it hits the fan
God knows my little boys don't wear tags
God knows my little boys don't wear tags
God knows my little boys don't wear tags

Growing up I never cared too much for Santa Claus
I guess he never could measure up next to my old man
We'll have a merry Christmas! Ho ho ho!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 1
 1
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/aaronwatson1.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 155