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Song Parodies -> "Thats Why I Bought Crack"

Original Song Title:

"Thats How I Beat Shaq"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aaron Carter

Parody Song Title:

"Thats Why I Bought Crack"

Parody Written by:

Unknown Punk

The Lyrics

I cant believe some1 signed this douch
And it goes, and it goes
And it goes a little something like this

Sniff it
Aarons in the house
Come on
Sniff up, sniff up
I wanna make me high
Here we go
Aaron's in the house
Get up get up
Aaron's in the house

Yo guys, check it out
Guess what happend to me
(Another drug story, come on AC)
I was hangin at the court
Smoking my pipe
(Yeah, we got it all)
I heard the grass burnin
I thought was cuzza me

But then I saw a shadow
It was 5 foot 1
It was a Drug Dealer
(How much you got)
(How bout i give you it all, for just 5)
I told him why not, I got some cash
But when i use it all up
try not to lemme die

(Please Aaron, You got this stuff for real)
(One for one, aint it a good deal)
Yeah right 5 dollars for a box so big
(You musta bought it)
I knew i should take it
Looked at him, and took it
I said bro, come to my house now
Start the bong the whistle blows
Pay attention now here the story goes

Its like boom (boom)
Blew me onto the ground
Like slam(slam)
I heard sirens screaming
Then bam(bam)
I swear im tellin the facts
Cuz its how ill say it in court

x2

So check it out
I thoguht i was in the lead
But then they started shooting madly
I was jumping walls
Why was they shootin those shots
I knew that there wasnt a way to make a stop

I had a plan, but couldnt change my pace
I yelled o crap, a dived down into a huge place
I looked around, i stole some pot
Im takin it to school, share it all
A 3 man group, nothin but that
Come on cops, had enough yet
Took down two, but there catchin up
I guess i was gettin nervous
Cuz i was already caught

Its like boom (boom)
Blew me onto the ground
Like slam(slam)
I heard sirens screaming
Then bam(bam)
I swear im tellin the facts
Cuz its how ill say it in court

Cop after cop
Shot after shot\
Civillians are cheering
Cops got him

x2

Cops were shcoked
Couldnt see the gear
(I cant believe a kid just pulled out a gun)
One more second was all that remained
I pulled the trigger back
I put him in pain
I must admit i was bein crazy
But when the shot went in
I laughed like crazy
Sorry cops, cant let u get me
Your not worth it
And whatcha your backs

The people went nuts
But i put one through a guys shoulder
Then i heard a voice
Oh shit its my mother

(Get over here, u gonna get ur fate)
Ma cant u see im gonna go to jail
(How could do this at your age right now)
(Are you gettin sick, its all in the head)
Aw man it was all a man
I guess that kinda thing could never happen to me

If it was a dream and it wasn't real

How'd I get cuffs and end up in county jail?
Woah...

Its like boom (boom)
Blew me onto the ground
Like slam(slam)
I heard sirens screaming
Then bam(bam)
I swear im tellin the facts
Cuz its how ill say it in court


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