They can torture me
With any old Girl Tech electronic toys
Or any Teen Beach Movie toys too you know.
Or even some Nerf Rebelle or Lalaloopsy
Or maybe something like Liv dolls.
Or any Barbie PC game
Or even a Barbie doll
Hey, they can play with them twice.
And they can play with Moxie Girlz anyday.
But please, please, please
I'm beggin' on my knees
I just can't take no more of that duck’s quacking

I hate that duck
That lousy stupid duck
The most annoying duck I know
And If I hear that duck
That lousy stupid duck
I might blow a fuse and go berserk.

They can annoy me
By playing with Bratz.
Or leave their TV plug-in games on all night.
Oh, I can even hear
ThunderCats action figures or electronic board games.
Don't mind a He-Man and the Masters of the Universe marathon.
Or even a Strawberry Shortcake doll
Or a toy of Woody from Disney Infinity
That duck’s quacks are like nails on a chalkboard.
I’d rather endure 2 hours of LEGO Dimensions
Or non-stop Skylanders.
Just get rid of that stupid annoying duck!

I hate that duck
That lousy stupid duck
I really hate that duck a bunch
And if I hear that duck
That ear-bleeding duck.
It might just make me lose my lunch, ooo...

I hate that duck
That lousy stupid duck
Its quacks are driving me insane
Oh, I hate that lousy duck
I really hate the way it sings.
I’d rather have a trivial pursuit card in my brain.

I hate that duck
That stupid lousy duck
The most annoying duck I know
And if I hear that
That lousy stupid duck
I might blow a fuse and rip its head off