-> "Lincoln and Obama"
Original Song Title:
"Lincoln and Liberty"
Original Performer:
1860 Campaign Song
Parody Song Title:
"Lincoln and Obama"
The Lyrics
The choice of near half of the nation
Three years ago nobody knew
The spark of the next conflagration
Abe Lincoln and Obama, too
A tall, gangly Illinois lawyer
A country divided in two
Of our rights he will be the destroyer
Abe Lincoln and Obama, too
We went for the son of Hawaii
Regrets now, a little too late
Four years are too many, oh myyyy!
For heaven's sake don't give him eight!
And those who would rather have freedom
Than payouts from government's hand
If Obama decides you don't need 'em
Your Bibles and guns will be banned
For "choice" is a term for "abortion"
Beyond that it doesn't extend
Your earnings? You'll keep a small portion
The rest is for Congress to spend
Through bribery and intimidation
We've seen what Obama can do
While honest men seethe in frustration
Just waiting for November two
That old Harry Reid of the Senate
Has high hopes for Election Day
He's living on some other planet
We're sending him back there to stay
And then there is Nancy Pelosi
A spiteful and arrogant shrew
Next session may she be a "no see"
Let's "hope" we can "change" her out, too.
For those who are students of history
Have seen this progression before
The future is really no mystery
Depression, inflation, and war
Unless we recapture our nation
Restore it the Land of the Free
Invite all to our celebration
And serve them a big cup of tea
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