These are song lyrics for songs that we think are better or funnier than the original songs.
These are the leatest submissions to the site.
Is this blood, is this blood that I'm peeing?
Is this love, is this love that I'm feeling?
Submitted by: Aninnymouse
Let the shawties hit the flo'!
Let the bodies hit the floor!
Submitted by: Aninnymouse
I smoke salmon after all this brine
Picking up the pieces of my lox with bagels on my mind
I smoke salmon yeah yeah yeah
I smoke salmon yeah yeah yeah
I'm still standing after all this time
Picking up the pieces of my life without you on my mind
I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah
I'm still standing yeah yeah yeah
Submitted by: Larry B
duffy's, "mercy"
you should get up and start working
youve got me begging you for mercy
Submitted by: white trash
James Bond Soundtrack's, "Goldfinger"
Sponge Finger!
He's the man
With a finger in ev'ry pud.
He means no good!
Sponge Finger!
Pretty girls,
Don't you trifle with this man -
You'll be in... a jam!
Goldfinger!
He's the man,
The man with the Midas touch -
A spider's touch!
Goldfinger!
Pretty girls,
Beware of his heart of gold -
His heart... is cold!
Submitted by: Simon Beck
You can stand under my umbrella
But I am secretly a fella, ella, ella, ey, ey, ey
Secretly a fella, ella ella, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella, ella, ella, ey, ey, ey
Under my umbrella, ella ella, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey, ey
Submitted by: bandersnatch
Moo!
I’ll never know, why it is true.
Why some people will moo, whenever they see a cow (see a cow)
I never hear them do it to a chick or a sow. (chick or sow)
Now I could sure understand it, with children around.
I’m sure it helps them learn an animal’s sound.
But we hear some do it all alone, guess people just like to moo!
Bill, I love you so, I always will
I look at you and see the passion eyes of May
Oh, but am I ever gonna see my wedding day
I was on your side Bill, when you were losin'
I'd never scheme or lie Bill, there's been no foolin'
But kisses and love won't carry me 'till you marry me Bill
Submitted by: Doug Baseball
Grease Soundtrack's, "You're the One That I Want"
I got trills their multiplying
and i'm losing control
and the power i supling.
It's electrafing.
You better shape up
'cause your in the band
You
i got chills
their multiplying
and i'm losing control
and the power your suppling
it's elecrtrafying
you better shape up
because i need a man.
Submitted by: Bandweenie13
Where is Doctor Who?
Where is Doctor Who?
Why do the Daleks start a war?
What do they want to kill you for?
Why do the daleks go to war?
Pilot your TARDIS, shut the door!
Where the f--- are you?
Where the f--- are you?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
It was some time ago,
It was at a picnic we were eating normal food one day.
Then some old lady, acting odd
Put really weird stuff in her bod,
And didn’t stop till they took her away.
She first sent a fly to her stomach.
Part of her appetite eccentric.
She ran around eating,
Like a T Rex on a fling.
Some weird logic she did apply as her stomach became a pig sty.
But never did we learn just why,
She went and ate that fly.
We started singin’,
My, my, she just swallowed a fly,
Then a spider went inside her,
and her plate she piled high.
With so much stuff, it would make anyone cry,
This’ll be the day that she dies.
This’ll be the day that she dies.
A long long time ago
I can still remember how
that music used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And maybe they'd be happy for a while.
But February made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver
Bad news on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step
I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died
(I started singing)
So bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee
But the levee was dry
Then good old boys were
drinkin' whiskey and rye,
singin'
this'll be the day that I die.
This'll be the day that I die.
Submitted by: Doug Baseball
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