Song Parodies ->Authors -> Johnny D
All song parodies posted on Amiright.com under
John David Small's pen-name
" Johnny D " are copyrighted by me,
John David Small, and should all be
considered to be implicitly labeled
with the copyright "Copyrighted by John David Small 2003-2008".
The phrase
"Sing Vocally, Act Locally"
was coined and copyrighted by me, John David Small, on January 24, 2008.
John Small with Roberta Morrell, a long time principal with the D’Oyly Carte Opera Company of London, who performed until the company’s last days in 1982. Roberta has directed Gilbert & Sullivan productions on both sides of the Atlantic. Most recently, Roberta directed "The Magical World of Gilbert and Sullivan" at The Savoyard Light Opera Company in Carlisle, Massachusetts - the show was a single concert performance on Sunday, January 20, 2008, which featured numerous Gilbert and Sullivan vocalists from Eastern Massachusetts. John participated in the role of Major General Stanley from "The Pirates of Penzance", singing the Major General's song "I am the very model of a modern Major General", as well as the Major General's part in "When the Foeman Bares His Steel".
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| Parody Title | Original Song | Original Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| The End of The Curse of Bambino | The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 2005-10-13 |
| I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major General | NONE | NONE | 2007-03-19 |
| Rocket Spam | Rocket Man | Elton John | 2008-07-24 |
| When I Was A Lad | NONE | NONE | 2008-07-28 |
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Erection of Edmund Fitzgerald | The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 4.1 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 759 | |
| Space Oddity With Lo Mein | Space Oddity / Major Tom | David Bowie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| I Am Ahhnold | I Am Woman | Helen Reddy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 168 | |
| Cheney's Home, Undisclosed | Take Me Home, Country Roads | John Denver | 4.3 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 140 | |
| COBOL Wizard | Pinball Wizard | The Who | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 200 | |
| Za-wa-hi-ri | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| Space Alien Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 182 | |
| Martha | Layla | Derek and The Dominos | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| Gov'nor Arnold/General Wesley | Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey | Paul McCartney | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 136 | |
| Michael ( You're A Fright ) | Vincent ( Starry Starry Night ) | Don McLean | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| Brand Me ( Scar Me Fine, Girl ! ) | Brandy ( You're A Fine Girl ) | Looking Glass | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| We Built This Country (On COBOL Code) | We Built This City (On Rock and Roll) | Starship | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| Tights I'm Quite Fat In / Plate Lament | Nights In White Satin / Late Lament | The Moody Blues | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 190 | |
| Shakespearian Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 301 | |
| Gollum's Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 197 | |
| Sick of Bohemian Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.3 | 3.9 | 4.2 | 833 | |
| Valium Bong | Crocodile Rock | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| Rocket Spam | Rocket Man | Elton John | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 131 | |
| Your Dong | Your Song | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.0 | 162 | |
| Librarians Want Silence | She Blinded Me With Science | Thomas Dolby | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 227 | |
| She Parodies With Science | She Blinded Me With Science | Thomas Dolby | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 529 | |
| Missed Her Trampoline, Man! | Mr. Tambourine Man | The Byrds | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| Candle Breaking Wind / Goodbye Pork and Beans | Candle In The Wind / Goodbye Norma Jean | Elton John | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 208 | |
| My Hairy Butt / Shave My Butt Fine Please | Aquarius / Let The Sunshine In | The Fifth Dimension | 4.2 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 576 | |
| Junk Food Fighting | Kung Fu Fighting | Carl Douglas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| My Sweet Lord - The Subliminal MUZAK™ Version | My Sweet Lord | George Harrison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 195 | |
| Don't Feed The Meter | Don't Fear The Reaper | Blue Oyster Cult | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| The Boxer | The Boxer | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Starry Starry Flight | Vincent ( Starry Starry Night ) | Don McLean | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Floundershout | Roundabout | Yes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| Wetware | Apeman | The Kinks | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Boozeday Afternoon | Tuesday Afternoon | The Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Why Is Crime - The Winona Ryder Therapy Session Recordings | What Is Life | George Harrison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Floor Is My Ceiling | More Than A Feeling | Boston | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| It's On Ants I Feed | Take A Chance On Me | ABBA | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| Pledge-Spammer | Sledgehammer | Peter Gabriel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| Last-Chance Dean | Dancing Queen | ABBA | No Votes | 151 | |||
| Ozone Hole | Kodachrome | Paul Simon | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Cher | Hair | Broadway Cast / The Cowsills | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| Fleet™ In Motion | Sweet Emotion | Aerosmith | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 134 | |
| Rake 'em Through To The Neighbor's Side | Break On Through To The Other Side | The Doors | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Charlie Blew Microsoft Away | M.T.A. | The Kingston Trio | 3.6 | 3.0 | 3.1 | 418 | |
| Frankenstein's Peace Of Mind | Peace Of Mind | Boston | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| The Government Of China Blows | China Grove | The Doobie Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Thesis Advisers Fight | Jesus Is Just Alright | The Doobie Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| I'm Just A Beaver | I'm A Believer | The Monkees | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 147 | |
| Kim Jong IL | Paint It Black | The Rolling Stones | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 266 | |
| Dove-Whack | Love Shack | The B-52's | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| Las Vegas Rivalry | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| Oat Bran's Theme | Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do) | Christopher Cross | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 129 | |
| See Cretaceous Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Smoke A Banana | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 203 | |
| Hung, See? Like The Bull | Hungry Like The Wolf | Duran Duran | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| Crude-Thought Parader | Smooth Operator | Sade | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 185 | |
| A Lamer Stupid Rhyme | A Whiter Shade Of Pale | Procol Harum | 3.6 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 675 | |
| Supper Dish | Southern Cross | Crosby, Stills & Nash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Colonoscopy | Question | The Moody Blues | 4.3 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 1388 | |
| The Store In Which You Buy | The Story In Your Eyes | The Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Tipsy | Gypsy | The Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| Legend Of A Webmaster | Legend Of A Mind | The Moody Blues | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 127 | |
| Parody Road | Eternity Road | The Moody Blues | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 121 | |
| Mother Teresa | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.0 | 2.0 | 3.2 | 711 | |
| Buy My Macaw | Ride My See-Saw | The Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Zamboni To Plow | Somebody To Love | Jefferson Airplane | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Try To Remember (The Size of Your Member) | Try To Remember | The Kingston Trio | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Ballad Of Que Creek Mine | 25 or 6 to 4 | Chicago | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 362 | |
| The Guru of LSD | M.T.A. | The Kingston Trio | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| Solid Hairy Ham | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Nair | Hair | Broadway Cast / The Cowsills | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 129 | |
| PAM™ and Crisco™ (Please Be Aware Your Heart'll Need Repair) | San Francisco (Be Sure To Wear Some Flowers In Your Hair) | Scott McKenzie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Grafts Here In The Brain | Laughter In The Rain | Neil Sedaka | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Hay Chewed | Hey Jude | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 172 | |
| Jet Pack | Get Back | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Kelp! | Help! | The Beatles | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 145 | |
| Tall Scary Heels and Leather | Strawberry Fields Forever | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.7 | 140 | |
| Squid Fight At the Marquesas | Midnight At the Oasis | Maria Muldaur | 4.7 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| 23 | Let It Be | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 166 | |
| That Spittoon's Hit Right | Afternoon Delight | Starland Vocal Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 599 | |
| Follicle | Vehicle | Ides Of March | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| True Dork, True Dork | New York, New York | Liza Minelli / Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Rope My Knees! Rope My Arms! | Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 135 | |
| Freakin' Huge | Deacon Blues | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 204 | |
| Viagra Guy | Eye In The Sky | The Alan Parsons Project | 4.0 | 4.7 | 4.3 | 168 | |
| Bad Bongs (Save So Much) | Sad Songs (Say So Much) | Elton John | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Ear Scum's No Fun | Here Comes The Sun | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 219 | |
| Mrs. Palmer's Got Five Lovely Daughters | Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 380 | |
| Chew It Again | Do It Again | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| Opera Hater | Operator | Jim Croce | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| The Battle of The New Amiright | The Battle of New Orleans | Jimmie Driftwood / Johnny Horton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| The Amiright Community Rhapsody of Rhapsodies | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.5 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 491 | |
| Camel Lot | Camelot | Richard Burton/Broadway Cast - Richard Harris/Motion Picture | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| California'sGovernorIsArnoldSchwarzenegger | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 145 | |
| The Charge-It-To-Ya Chorus | The Hallelujah Chorus | Georg Friedrich Händel | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 163 | |
| Duff, In Plastic Flagons | Puff, The Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 138 | |
| Laughter Infection | Rainbow Connection | Kermit The Frog | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Hit With Pon Farr | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Leonard Played Spock | I Am A Rock | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 282 | |
| The Longhair Writing Code | The Long And Winding Road | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Dustin Hoffman | Dust In The Wind | Kansas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| Pukin' It On The Streets | Takin' It To The Streets | The Doobie Brothers | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| Addicted To Pugs | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 168 | |
| Burning Out The Mouse | Burning Down The House | Talking Heads | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Feet of Mold | Fields of Gold | Sting | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| A Tornado Morning | A Beautiful Morning | The Rascals | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Tribute Parodies | Grazing In The Grass | The Friends of Distinction | No Votes | 241 | |||
| I Am A Chalk | I Am A Rock | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Dripping Wet With Pee (So Hard To Light) | December 1963 (Oh, What A Night) | The Four Seasons | 3.7 | 4.3 | 5.0 | 177 | |
| Fusin' | Groovin' | The Rascals | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| The Moose Ticks Love To Bite | The Music Of The Night | Andrew Lloyd Webber ( From 'The Phantom of the Opera' ) | 3.7 | 2.7 | 3.0 | 157 | |
| Longbottom Leaf | Panama Red | The New Riders of the Purple Sage | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 381 | |
| Scrooge Said "Bah, Humbug!" | Smoke On The Water | Deep Purple | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 742 | |
| Gangplank To Heaven | Stairway To Heaven | Led Zeppelin | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 2360 | |
| Worn To Be Biled | Born To Be Wild | Steppenwolf | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| The Prion Sleeps Tonight | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | The Tokens | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| A Norse With No Pain | A Horse With No Name | America | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 147 | |
| Rich An' I Hide | Hitchin' A Ride | Vanity Fair | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Another Kick In The Balls | Another Brick In The Wall | Pink Floyd | 4.4 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 430 | |
| Yiddish Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 250 | |
| I'm Corporal Klinger ( Please Think I'm A Sick Man ) | I'm Just A Singer ( In A Rock And Roll Band ) | The Moody Blues | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Filling Myself With Reeses | Philadelphia Freedom | Elton John | 5.0 | 4.5 | 3.0 | 129 | |
| Dodging Moose Collisions | Losing My Religion | REM | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 169 | |
| Lovely To Be You | Lovely To See You | The Moody Blues | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 107 | |
| Brown Hairy ( Growin' On Their Liver ) | Proud Mary ( Rollin' On The River ) | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 4.0 | 2.7 | 129 | |
| Creamed Beaver | Dream Weaver | Gary Wright | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 228 | |
| Fellow Who's Mum's Queen | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 4.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 104 | |
| We Will Shun You / We Are The Amish | We Will Rock You / We Are The Champions | Queen | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 184 | |
| Right 'Shroom | White Room | Cream | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| Stacked Plastic Woman | Black Magic Woman | Santana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Magic Rockin' Ride | Magic Carpet Ride | Steppenwolf | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Dance Fishes Dance | Dance Sister Dance | Santana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| Grow Me Some Hay | Show Me The Way | Peter Frampton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Skim Skim For Me | Chim Chim Cher-ee | Dick Van Dyke / Mary Poppins Soundtrack | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 178 | |
| Blackadder | Backstabbers | The O'Jays | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| I'm Trippin' My Way | My Way | Frank Sinatra | 3.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 142 | |
| I Choked The Sheriff | I Shot The Sheriff | Bob Marley / Eric Clapton | 3.5 | 4.5 | 4.0 | 146 | |
| Being at the Bachelor Party Tonight | Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| After Beer 2525 | In The Year 2525 | Zager and Evans | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.2 | 243 | |
| Good (New Car) Vibrations | Good Vibrations | The Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Face Oddity | Space Oddity / Major Tom | David Bowie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Black Adder | Brown Sugar | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| By Grouse, Surprised and Stunned | House of the Rising Sun | The Animals | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Plastic Surgeon Bill | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffet | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| I Want To Probe Your Gland | I Want To Hold Your Hand | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 168 | |
| My Keister's Sore | Conquistador | Procol Harum | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| Heave-Ho In The White Bowl | Bungle In The Jungle | Jethro Tull | 5.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 112 | |
| The Hacker | The Actor | The Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| Inflatable Woman | American Woman | The Guess Who | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 1250 | |
| Ophelia | Cecilia | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 322 | |
| The Ballad Of The Queer Eye Five | The Ballad Of The Green Berets | SSGT Barry Sadler | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 175 | |
| Melted Feathers | Come Together | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| Buy More O'The Music | Listen To The Music | The Doobie Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| When Science Creates Life | The Other Side Of Life | The Moody Blues | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 134 | |
| Skanky Poodle Dandy | Yankee Doodle Dandy | James Cagney / George M. Cohan | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 146 | |
| Habanero | Desperado | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 242 | |
| Cirdan The Shipwright | Vincent ( Starry Starry Night ) | Don McLean | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Ear Doctor | Witch Doctor | David Seville | 4.4 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 498 | |
| Chancres Away! | Anchors Aweigh! | Navy Fight Song / George D. Lottman | 3.8 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 605 | |
| Breaded Fleas | Let It Be | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Vulcans of Swing | Sultans of Swing | Dire Straits | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 167 | |
| Hack The Knight | Mack The Knife | Bobby Darin | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 365 | |
| Glory Holes | Glory Days | Bruce Springsteen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 828 | |
| Tongue Swirl | Young Girl | Gary Puckett And The Union Gap | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| My Eyes X-Rayed You | My Eyes Adored You | Frankie Valli | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| Walrus Intrusion | Ball of Confusion (That's What The World Is Today) | The Temptations | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 308 | |
| Hairy Buggies In Your Stool | Everybody Plays The Fool | The Main Ingredient | 4.0 | 3.0 | 2.5 | 150 | |
| Only The Phone-Free | Only The Lonely | Roy Orbison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 241 | |
| Bach, He Wrote! | Rock The Boat | The Hues Corporation | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 162 | |
| Traces Of Martian Water | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 97 | |
| Smokobone | Kokomo | The Beach Boys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 185 | |
| Nice-a-Bona | My Sharona | The Knack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| Grovers Mill's Fame Grows | Over The Rainbow | Judy Garland / The Wizard Of Oz Soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 227 | |
| Seventeen Diesels | Helplessly Hoping | Stephen Stills / CSN | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Keg-o-beer | Guinnevere | Crosby, Stills & Nash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 110 | |
| You Forgot Your Lines | You Don't Have To Cry | Crosby, Stills & Nash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Pre-Road Drunks | Pre-Road Downs | Crosby, Stills & Nash | No Votes | 106 | |||
| TwentyThousandParodiesArePostedOnThisWebSite | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 171 | |
| Space-Farts On TV / Space Full of Farts | Where My Heart Will Take Me / Faith of the Heart (New Enterprise TV Theme) | Russell Watson | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 161 | |
| Bar Trek | Star Trek (Theme From The Original Series) | Gene Roddenberry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| For Emily, And Leather Ties That Bind Her | For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Chunky Cat | Honky Cat | Elton John | 4.2 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 602 | |
| Kerry | Sherry | Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 147 | |
| Blow The Nation's Nose | Desolation Row | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 279 | |
| Stupid Human Trick | Sister Golden Hair | America | No Votes | 117 | |||
| Uranus | Dream Weaver | Gary Wright | 4.9 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 159 | |
| Don't Stop (Thinking About Uranus) | Don't Stop (Thinking About Tomorrow) | Fleetwood Mac | 5.0 | 3.0 | 4.5 | 550 | |
| But Mr. Adams | But Mr. Adams | 1776 Broadway Cast (Original 1969 / Revival with Brent Spiner 1997) | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 828 | |
| Prude Prude Inhibited Men | Cool Cool Considerate Men | 1776 Broadway Cast (Original 1969 / Revival with Brent Spiner 1997) | 4.2 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 174 | |
| Is Anybody There? | Is Anybody There? | 1776 Broadway Cast (Original 1969 / Revival with Brent Spiner 1997) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| It's The Same Old Dong | It's The Same Old Song | The Four Tops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| For God's Sake John, Pants On! / Dribble Piddle / Till Then | For God's Sake John, Sit Down! / Piddle Twiddle / Till Then | 1776 Broadway Cast (Original 1969 / Revival with Brent Spiner 1997) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 173 | |
| Damn Hem'rhoids, My Bum's Inflamed | Molasses To Rum To Slaves | 1776 Broadway Cast (Original 1969 / Revival with Brent Spiner 1997) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 450 | |
| The Free Alien Air Force | The Free Mexican Air Force | Flaco Jimenez and Peter Rowan | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 613 | |
| We're So Sorry, Gov'nor Romney | Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey | Paul McCartney | No Votes | 115 | |||
| Oh Brando | Fernando | ABBA | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Spamshit | Starship | Jefferson Airplane / Paul Kantner / 'Blows Against The Empire' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Thin Man | Tin Man | America | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| Nevada Highway | Ventura Highway | America | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Shore Leave In The City | Summer In The City | The Lovin' Spoonful | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
| The Turtle's Brain | The Circle Game | Joni Mitchell | No Votes | 123 | |||
| Down Under | Down Under | Men At Work | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 197 | |
| Vicodin's The Feeling I Adore | I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore | REO Speedwagon | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 790 | |
| MAD Mari | Proud Mary | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Lojack | Hijack | Jefferson Airplane / Paul Kantner / 'Blows Against The Empire' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| E.T.'s Buddies Want To Rule Our World | Everybody Wants To Rule The World | Tears For Fears | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.5 | 118 | |
| Scottish Major-General | Modern Major-General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 256 | |
| A Rubber Too Tight'll Bust | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 168 | |
| A Tongue-In-Cheek Parody Writer's Primer | Do-Re-Mi | Julie Andrews / Soundtrack of 'The Sound of Music' | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 474 | |
| Goodbye Super Size Fries | Goodbye Yellow Brick Road | Elton John | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 132 | |
| Hired Love | Higher Love | Steve Winwood | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| As Mind Goes Bye | As Time Goes By | Dooley Wilson / Soundrack from 'Casablanca' | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 1103 | |
| Toolbox Domain | Who'll Stop The Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| When You Piss Upon A Bar | When You Wish Upon A Star | 'Pinocchio' Soundtrack / Cliff Edwards [Jiminy Cricket] | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 187 | |
| The Bonely Dopehead | The Lonely Goatherd | Julie Andrews / Soundtrack of 'The Sound of Music' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 194 | |
| The Ballad of Swillin' Gin's Isle | The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle | TV Show Theme | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 182 | |
| Front Stoop | Theme from F Troop | TV Show Theme | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| S & M Girl | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| In The Snort of The Jimson Weed | In The Court of The Crimson King | King Crimson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 168 | |
| Qu*m the Frisky Ho | Quinn the Eskimo (The Mighty Quinn) | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 158 | |
| Karaoke | Sherry | Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| The Crystal Drip | The Crystal Ship | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Asterisk | Yesterday | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 158 | |
| Poonclamp | Moondance | Van Morrison | No Votes | 119 | |||
| I Wanna Eat Cicadas | I Wanna Be Sedated | The Ramones | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 180 | |
| Amish Aerobics | Disco Inferno | The Trammps / Soundtrack from 'Saturday Night Fever' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 522 | |
| Handyman | Handyman | James Taylor | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 147 | |
| Self-Sushi | Hot Blooded | Foreigner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| Who Wants To Eat Cicadas | Who Wants To Live Forever | Queen | 5.0 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 242 | |
| Norse Fan | Starman | David Bowie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| The Devil Went Down To Georgia | The Devil Went Down To Georgia | Charlie Daniels Band | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 201 | |
| Boldfinger | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey / James Bond Movie Theme | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 318 | |
| Cat-Filet | Cabaret | Liza Minelli | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 149 | |
| Nip-On-These-Hoo-Hahs | Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah | Disney / Uncle Remus from 'Song of the South' | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 146 | |
| Drunken Frantic Evening | Some Enchanted Evening | Soundtrack from 'South Pacific' | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 140 | |
| My One-Eyed Love | The One I Love | REM | 5.0 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 1163 | |
| Somebody Shaved Me | Save Me | 'Smallville' TV Theme by Remy Zero | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 338 | |
| Hand On Her Bun | Band On The Run | Paul McCartney and Wings | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Cause PETA's Won | The Heat Is On | Glenn Frey | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 148 | |
| Oops!...I Plugged Me Again! | Oops!...I Did It Again! | Britney Spears | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 173 | |
| Royce Is Not A Guy | Voices In The Sky | The Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| The Amiright Community Cocaine Medley | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| Scratch My Fleas | Dance With Me | Orleans | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Frankenstein | Casey Jones | The Grateful Dead | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 995 | |
| Bennie And The Breasts | Bennie And The Jets | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 226 | |
| Hannibal | Waterloo | ABBA | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 159 | |
| Simon Cowell | Diamond Girl | Seals and Crofts | No Votes | 254 | |||
| Dongs 'n Boobs! | Waterloo | ABBA | 5.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 160 | |
| I'm An Old Testament Man | We're An American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 270 | |
| Sacred Knife | Edelweiss | Soundtrack of 'The Sound of Music' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Your Fur Is Gray | Go All The Way | The Raspberries / Eric Carmen | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 127 | |
| Bitch, Rover's Troubled Daughter | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 157 | |
| Fifty Ways to Deal With Road Rage | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 4.0 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 127 | |
| Never Be The Same | Never Be The Same | Christopher Cross | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| Writhe Cry And Grin | Ride Like The Wind | Christopher Cross | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Yorp Eenus | Venus | Shocking Blue | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| eBay | Venus | Shocking Blue | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| Wake Me Up Before I Go-Go | Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go | Wham! | 4.5 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 678 | |
| Nights After A Hard Dog-Day's Night / Late Whimper | Nights In White Satin / Late Lament | The Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| 19th Nicotine Ball | 19th Nervous Breakdown | The Rolling Stones | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 191 | |
| Adagio | Ride My See-Saw | The Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Hello Mudya, Hello Fadya | Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah | Allan Sherman | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 244 | |
| Up Botox Again | Up Around The Bend | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| Calgary Spineman | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell / Words and Music by Jimmy Webb | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Removing His Member | See You In September | The Happenings | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Spurning Love | Burning Love | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| King Arthur Barked | MacArthur Park | Richard Harris | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 173 | |
| You've Gnoshed Anchovy Pizza | You've Lost That Loving Feeling | The Righteous Brothers | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 128 | |
| Tricksy Hobbit Thief | Gypsies Tramps And Thieves | Cher | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 173 | |
| Scold Me Now | Hold Me Now | Thompson Twins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 272 | |
| The Night Colonel Angus Went Down | The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down | Joan Baez ( Originally by The Band ) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| J*zzman | Jazzman | Carole King | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 123 | |
| Golgotha | Shambala | Three Dog Night | 5.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 282 | |
| Double Entendre ( On The Bayou ) | Jambalaya ( On The Bayou ) | Hank Williams (covered by Nitty Gritty Dirt Band a | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 193 | |
| Euphemism | Superstition | Stevie Wonder | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 225 | |
| Woe To Your World | Joy To The World | Three Dog Night | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 394 | |
| But When He Flies | And When I Die | Blood, Sweat, And Tears | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| Frozen Heads And Cold Dead People | Silver Threads And Golden Needles | Dusty Springfield (and covered by Janis Joplin, Li | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Biblically I'd Like To Know You | Like To Get To Know You | Spanky and Our Gang | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| Sex (Is Six In Roman Numbers) | One | Three Dog Night | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 395 | |
| Climb Up The Mast | Ride Captain Ride | Blues Image | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 2019 | |
| American Pride | American Pie | Don McLean | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 684 | |
| Nappies Of Leather | Happy Together | The Turtles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| If I Were A Dickhead | If I Were A Rich Man | Fiddler On The Roof Cast/Soundtrack | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 181 | |
| Deletion | Tradition | Fiddler On The Roof Cast/Soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Father's Now Thy Dark Lord | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 108 | |
| With Leather I Would Please You | If Ever I Would Leave You | Robert Goulet / Cast of 'Camelot' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| My Wonderful ' I ' | A Wonderful Guy | Soundtrack from 'South Pacific' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| Enterprise | Bali Hai | Soundtrack from 'South Pacific' | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 141 | |
| Funny Larry | Bloody Mary | Soundtrack from 'South Pacific' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Sappy Talk | Happy Talk | Soundtrack from 'South Pacific' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Cookin' Out My Brain More | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Maggot Way | Maggie May | Rod Stewart | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Stalk Around Amok | Rock Around The Clock | Bill Haley And His Comets | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Fine Drone Now, Boy! (Seven Of Nine's Theme) | Rhinestone Cowboy | Glen Campbell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Koan On The Brain | Home On The Range | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 108 | |
| Love Bug | Love Child | Diana Ross and The Supremes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| Pols Smart, Lobster Smarter | Man Smart, Woman Smarter | The Grateful Dead | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| Element 115 | Love Potion Number 9 | The Clovers/The Searchers | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 172 | |
| The Noise Of Summer | The Boys Of Summer | Don Henley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| Gee-O (Arwen's NDE Song) | Day-O (Banana Boat Song) | Harry Belafonte | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 138 | |
| Glancing In The Screen | Dancing In The Street | Martha & The Vandellas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Singing Like A Star | Swinging On A Star | Bing Crosby | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 296 | |
| Witches Be Them | The End Of The Innocence | Don Henley and Bruce Hornsby | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 522 | |
| ParodyingThisSong'sLikeShoot-ingFishInABarrel | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 148 | |
| Heinous Joys Your Man's Desiring | Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring | Johann Sebastian Bach | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 301 | |
| La Lardbuttaise | La Marseillaise (National Anthem of France) | Claude-Joseph Rouget de Lisle | 3.9 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 142 | |
| Hump | Jump | Van Halen | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 158 | |
| Thus Break Eardrumustra | 2001 A Space Odyssey - Thus Spake Zarathustra | Richard Strauss | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 193 | |
| Xanadu | The Blue Danube | Johann Strauss | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 506 | |
| Stupid Gifts | Simple Gifts | Traditional (Shaker Hymn by Joseph Brackett) | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 172 | |
| The Secret of Everlasting Life | Kiss On My List | Daryl Hall & John Oates | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| It's Barney The Purple Dinosaur! | The Russian Dance from The Nutcracker Suite | Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky | 4.0 | 4.2 | 3.9 | 1585 | |
| Merkin's My Way Back To You | Working My Way Back To You | Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 113 | |
| Enema The Eighth | Henry The Eighth | Herman's Hermits | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 138 | |
| Comma Semicolon | Karma Chameleon | Culture Club | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 1016 | |
| Invisible Clutch | Invisible Touch | Genesis | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 132 | |
| Won't Get Mooed Again | Won't Get Fooled Again | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Shock of Life | Walk of Life | Dire Straits | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| The Sinking of The Patriarch | The Sinking of the Reuben James | Woody Guthrie (covered by Pete Seeger and others) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Schmaltzing Gefilte | Waltzing Matilda | A.B. (Banjo) Paterson | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 179 | |
| Sometimes When We Flush | Sometimes When We Touch | Dan Hill | 4.7 | 3.5 | 3.4 | 173 | |
| Hazing Paddles | Blazing Saddles | Mel Brooks' Movie Theme | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 435 | |
| Chucky's In Love | Chuck E's In Love | Rickie Lee Jones | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 2901 | |
| Fun! | One (Finale from 'A Chorus Line') | Marvin Hamlisch and Edward Kleban | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Pads On Knees | Take On Me | A-ha | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 191 | |
| I Guess That's Why Linc's 'SOLID' 's So Cool | I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 248 | |
| Crazed Elmo Buyer (Mom in Motion) | St. Elmo's Fire (Man in Motion) | John Parr | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 181 | |
| Lick Toad, Mon | Loch Lomond | Traditional | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 138 | |
| The Bonny 'Shroom | The Bonny Broom | Traditional (Andy Stewart and Silly Wizard) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Arwen's Pout | Safety Dance | Men Without Hats | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 135 | |
| Gumline | Sunshine | Jonathan Edwards | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| Rise Of The Pfizer | Eye Of The Tiger | Survivor | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 151 | |
| Have A Sense Of Humor | Try A Little Kindness | Glen Campbell | 5.0 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 116 | |
| I'm On A Washington Flight | Another Saturday Night | Cat Stevens (Originally by Sam Cooke in 1963) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 114 | |
| Fry That Funky Chicken | Play That Funky Music | Wild Cherry | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 352 | |
| You're Cocaine | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 230 | |
| Ain't No Fun Time | Ain't No Sunshine | Bill Withers | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 141 | |
| Against All Gods | Against All Odds | Phil Collins | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 180 | |
| Green Eggs And Ham | Baba O'Riley | The Who | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 1008 | |
| Halloween Rhapsody | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 189 | |
| Waiting For Gourdot, It's True | Waiting For A Girl Like You | Foreigner | 5.0 | 4.6 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Your Leather Steel-Tip Cane | Have You Ever Seen The Rain | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Brother Hate's Traveling Damnation Show | Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 103 | |
| Fartless Man | Sharp Dressed Man | ZZ Top | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 174 | |
| Doc-tor Porkenheimer's Boner Juice! | Happy Talk | Soundtrack from 'South Pacific' | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 401 | |
| Strange And New Chatter, Dude, Strange And New Pla | Changes In Latitudes, Changes In Attitudes | Jimmy Buffett | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Zero Factor | Don't Worry Baby | The Beach Boys | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 121 | |
| If You Eat Beans Now | If You Leave Me Now | Chicago | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 139 | |
| Pube Attrition | Superstition | Stevie Wonder | 5.0 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 106 | |
| Fly Space Virgin | Like A Virgin | Madonna | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Hookah | Luka | Suzanne Vega | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| Gals Adore Ya, Steven | California Dreamin' | The Mamas and The Papas | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 123 | |
| Percocet and Swordfish (#3) | California Dreamin' | The Mamas and The Papas | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 123 | |
| Percocet and Swordfish (#1) | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 232 | |
| Percocet and Swordfish (#2) | Yankee Doodle Dandy | James Cagney / George M. Cohan | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 273 | |
| Not A Very Bright Vampire | Light My Fire | The Doors | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 180 | |
| Glad Tube Rising | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 115 | |
| Pound On The Donut | Down On The Corner | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 117 | |
| Take These Sprouts For Your Ball Pain | Take Me Out To The Ball Game | Jack Norworth & Albert Von Tilzer | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 130 | |
| Surfers On The Storm | Riders On The Storm | The Doors | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Meat, Not The Motion | Heat Of The Moment | Asia | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| Nader's Deranged | People Are Strange | The Doors | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 112 | |
| Blinded by Head-Lights | Blinded by the Light | Manfred Mann's Earth Band | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 313 | |
| Ugliest Stench At These Docks | Twentieth Century Fox | The Doors | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 121 | |
| Uncle Sam's Restaurant | Alice's Restaurant (only the song, not the story) | Arlo Guthrie | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 375 | |
| Lever Gonna Lift You Up | Never Gonna Give You Up | Rick Astley | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 1292 | |
| Two | True | Spandau Ballet | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 161 | |
| He Once Could Bite | Because The Night | 10,000 Maniacs | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Vice President Cheney's Theme | Seventy-Six Trombones | Robert Preston in 'The Music Man' | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 131 | |
| Woman's Hips | Wooden Ships | Crosby, Stills & Nash | 4.2 | 3.7 | 3.9 | 121 | |
| Turbo Networking | Hello, I Love You | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| John 3:16 Says It All | 25 or 6 to 4 | Chicago | 4.6 | 4.1 | 4.7 | 944 | |
| Scrub Her Madly | Love Her Madly | The Doors | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 116 | |
| Touch Me Peg | Touch Me | The Doors | 4.7 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 2088 | |
| Whoring For FOX | Glory Of Love | Peter Cetera | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 154 | |
| The End Of The Curse Of Bambino | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| The Curse Is Over | The Search Is Over | Survivor | 4.5 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 130 | |
| Walk The Plank Blighter | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 1658 | |
| Chewbacca | You Got It | Roy Orbison | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 138 | |
| Your Wildest Screams | Your Wildest Dreams | The Moody Blues | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 114 | |
| Yoda Named I Am | A Horse With No Name | America | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 119 | |
| Annie's Tongue | Annie's Song | John Denver | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 238 | |
| What's Covered Up | What's Going On | Marvin Gaye | 5.0 | 4.4 | 4.1 | 106 | |
| Vicious Piles | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 140 | |
| Why, Pilate? | Sky Pilot | The Animals | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Luggage Tag | Lucky Man | Emerson Lake And Palmer | 4.3 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 143 | |
| Someone Told Me (Not To Vote) | Mama Told Me (Not to Come) | Three Dog Night | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 122 | |
| Stoner Mountain Guy | Rocky Mountain High | John Denver | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Toucans Are Free Now! | Who Can It Be Now | Men At Work | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 130 | |
| Crystal Blue Inflation | Crystal Blue Persuasion | Tommy James And The Shondells | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 124 | |
| Write Down (Vandals Of The Vain) | Lay Down (Candles In The Rain) | Melanie | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 141 | |
| That Famous Dick Known To All | Another Brick In The Wall | Pink Floyd | 4.9 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 337 | |
| Dark Cheney | Dark Lady | Cher | 4.9 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 143 | |
| Paste And Run Away | Wasted On the Way | Crosby, Stills & Nash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| The Weight | The Weight | The Band | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 602 | |
| One Ring Is Molten | Morning Has Broken | Cat Stevens | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Dain Bramage | Brain Damage | Pink Floyd | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 135 | |
| Can't Stand Her Hose Envy | Don't Stand So Close To Me | The Police | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 133 | |
| Cod Dress A Merry Car | God Bless America | Kate Smith | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 122 | |
| Magical Kiss To Be Sure | Magical Mystery Tour | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 120 | |
| Pod Bay Doors Open, Gentle HAL | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 131 | |
| Up On Nipple Peak | Up On Cripple Creek | The Band | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 181 | |
| O Stoli Night | O Holy Night | Adolphe Charles Adam | 4.5 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 149 | |
| Soylent Green | Silent Night | Joseph Mohr & Franz Xavier Gruber | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 250 | |
| Cacklin' Ghostie | Cracklin' Rosie | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Centerfold | Centerfold | J. Geils Band | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 357 | |
| Lobbed Rotten Ve-gee-ta | La Isla Bonita | Madonna | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 143 | |
| No Meter No Rhyme | No Woman No Cry | Bob Marley & The Wailers | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 196 | |
| Hottie Naughty Christmas | Holly Jolly Christmas | Burl Ives | 4.2 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 2966 | |
| Lickin' Toads Again | On the Road Again | Willie Nelson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| The Forest Animals' Christmas Song | The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open | Nat King Cole | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 960 | |
| Brissed Her Son Otto | Mr. Roboto | Styx | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 226 | |
| You're Gonna Shoot That Curl | You're Going To Lose That Girl | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 128 | |
| Hit My Grafenberg Spot | Hit Me With Your Best Shot | Pat Benatar | 4.5 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 193 | |
| Gorilla Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 903 | |
| Denny Crane | Penny Lane | The Beatles | 3.9 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 212 | |
| Mocking Mockingbird | Mockingbird | James Taylor and Carly Simon | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 177 | |
| Daisoid, Daisoid (Toilet Seat Built For Two) | Daisy, Daisy (Bicycle Built For Two) | Harry Dacre | 4.5 | 3.7 | 3.9 | 209 | |
| Don King's Hairdresser | Good King Wenceslas | John Mason Neale | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 441 | |
| King Kong Scarily On High | Ding Dong Merrily On High | George Ratcliffe Woodward | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 164 | |
| Ah'll Be Bahck For Christmas | I'll Be Home For Christmas | Gannon, Ram, and Kent | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| Pain Ride | Sleigh Ride | Leroy Anderson | 4.4 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 177 | |
| Grope of Schwarzenegger | Hotel California | The Eagles | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 427 | |
| When The Corne Is Out Of | When The Music's Over | The Doors | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 161 | |
| Somewhere (There's A Space For Us) | Somewhere (There's A Place For Us) | Leonard Bernstein/'West Side Story' Soundtrack | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 613 | |
| Lookin' Up My Back Door | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | 4.6 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 502 | |
| The Happy Blunderer | The Happy Wanderer | Ridge and Moller | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 166 | |
| Super Gal Ash Has A Gift Of Expert Dali-Gnosis | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 114 | |
| The Only Ash That Matters | The Rain, The Park, And Other Things (The Flower G | The Cowsills | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Step In Slime | Step In Time | Soundtrack from Mary Poppins | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 1288 | |
| Requiem for a Slick Voice | White Rabbit | Jefferson Airplane | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Super Arwen | Wonder Woman | TV Theme by Norman Gimbel and Charles Fox | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 118 | |
| I Only Want To Pee-Whiz-Poo | I Only Want To Be With You | Dusty Springfield | 4.0 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 124 | |
| I Think Therefore I Am | Simple Twist of Fate | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 192 | |
| Talk Away Rene | Walk Away Renee | The Left Banke | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 356 | |
| Baby Our Dove Is Gay | Baby I Love Your Way | Peter Frampton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 330 | |
| This Slanders Your Land | This Land Is Your Land | Woody Guthrie | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 162 | |
| Dracula Eez Thy Love-Ghoul | La La Means I Love You | The Delfonics | 4.6 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| I'm Free (The Great Martha Stewart Release) | I'm Free | The Who (Soundtrack from 'Tommy') | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| Roddenberry's Lonely Star Trek Fans | Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 491 | |
| A Day In The Captain's Log | A Day In The Life | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Lucid In The Sky Cloudminders | Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| With A Little Help From Star Trek | With A Little Help From My Friends | The Beatles | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 154 | |
| Being for the Autograph of Captain Kirk | Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| Fixing a Hole | Fixing a Hole | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Geeking Better | Getting Better | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| Nerd Warning, Nerd Warning | Good Morning, Good Morning | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 118 | |
| Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade | Lovely Rita | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 188 | |
| He's Still At Home | She's Leaving Home | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| When I'm Sixty-Four | When I'm Sixty-Four | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 179 | |
| Life Goes On - So Get One, And Grow Up, Dude! | Within You Without You | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Roddenberry's Lonely Star Trek Fans (album) | Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 310 | |
| Bladderblocky | Jabberwocky | Lewis Carroll | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 1475 | |
| Journey To King Neptune's Mighty Brine | Journey To The Center Of The Mind | The Amboy Dukes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 166 | |
| Go To The Mirror Bill | Go To The Mirror Boy | The Who ('Tommy') | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| The Flaccid Screen | The Acid Queen | The Who ('Tommy') | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| iPod Blizzard | Pinball Wizard | The Who ('Tommy') | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Mumps | Jump | Van Halen | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 118 | |
| Grip It | Whip It | Devo | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 145 | |
| Make Me Stoned, Country Toads | Take Me Home, Country Roads | John Denver | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 221 | |
| Under The Lord's Walk | Under The Boardwalk | The Drifters | 4.9 | 4.1 | 4.9 | 121 | |
| Pryin' Guys | Lyin' Eyes | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Geese Whose Treats I'm Cleaning | Peaceful Easy Feeling | The Eagles | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Reach Out To Her Barkness | Reach Out Of The Darkness | Friend and Lover | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| Apathetic Guy | Spirit in the Sky | Norman Greenbaum | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Jimi Hendrix | Witchy Woman | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Too Much Hefner | Too Much Heaven | Bee Gees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 218 | |
| Fisty | Misty | Johnny Mathis | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 117 | |
| The Coca-Potion | The Locomotion | Little Eva | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 140 | |
| The Fist | The Twist | Chubby Checker | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 133 | |
| So Sure I'm Gay | So Far Away | Carole King | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 132 | |
| Rocko Repo | Jocko Homo | Devo | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 189 | |
| Fetish | Cherish | The Association | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 140 | |
| Let's Fist Again | Let's Twist Again | Chubby Checker | 4.6 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 217 | |
| Ear Of The Cat | Year Of The Cat | Al Stewart | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 321 | |
| It's-On-o-ma-to-poeia | In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida | Iron Butterfly | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Secret 'Agent' Spam | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Collision Man | Piano Man | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| Spartacus | Africa | Toto | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 201 | |
| Pope John Paul | Big Bad John | Jimmy Dean | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 327 | |
| Toll Device | Cold As Ice | Foreigner | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Tighter, Blighter! | Tighter, Tighter | Alive and Kicking | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 1283 | |
| Will The Girdle Be Unbroken | Will The Circle Be Unbroken | Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| Dope On The Water | Smoke On The Water | Deep Purple | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Doctor Who's Machine | What A Fool Believes | The Doobie Brothers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Glue Might Stink | You Might Think | The Cars | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| Rhyme Is The Reason | Time Of The Season | The Zombies | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| The Ditty of You or Me | The City of New Orleans | Arlo Guthrie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 204 | |
| Pimply-Ear Resist A Bull | Simply Irresistible | Robert Palmer | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 142 | |
| Alopecia | Alouette | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 380 | |
| Windows Without Bugs | A World Without Love | Peter and Gordon | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 168 | |
| Retriever's Gun-Shy | Tequila Sunrise | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Rand On The Run | Band On The Run | Paul McCartney and Wings | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| A Bone Again, Naturally | Alone Again, Naturally | Gilbert O'Sullivan | 4.9 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 126 | |
| Fat Snatch Cleaver | Cat Scratch Fever | Ted Nugent | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 352 | |
| The Mounds of Science | The Sound of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Zapped On The Table | Cat's In the Cradle | Harry Chapin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 142 | |
| The Alopecia Chorus | The Hallelujah Chorus | Georg Friedrich Handel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 175 | |
| Lyme In The Lesion | Time Of The Season | The Zombies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 182 | |
| Ratzinger | Spiderman | TV Theme | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 135 | |
| Mr. Jo Bangles | Mr. Bojangles | Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 380 | |
| Ben Affleck's Back | My Boyfriend's Back | The Angels | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 280 | |
| Benedict He Says | Bennie And The Jets | Elton John | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 165 | |
| He Writes The Songs | I Write The Songs | Barry Manilow | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 128 | |
| Mike Pacholek Asked Me To Write This | I Write The Songs | Barry Manilow | 5.0 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 114 | |
| Eary Liaison | Kyrie | Mr. Mister | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 487 | |
| The Glove Poke | Theme From 'The Love Boat' | Jack Jones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| I Want A Rude Pug | I Want A New Drug | Huey Lewis and the News | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Bonely The Wood Guy | Only the Good Die Young | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| The Reggae Plumber | Electric Avenue | Eddie Grant | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 194 | |
| Ate Miles' Eye | Eight Miles High | The Byrds | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Gurn, Gurn, Gurn | Turn, Turn, Turn | The Byrds | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Growmeatian Voteformee | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 159 | |
| He May Never Have This Mane Again | We May Never Pass This Way Again | Seals and Crofts | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| It's Still Caulk-In-Hole To Me | It's Still Rock And Roll To Me | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| Gel-Bottom Shoes | Bell Bottom Blues | Derek and the Dominos | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| In The I.C.U. Again | When Will I See You Again | The Three Degrees | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Gal-breast-ton | Galveston | Glen Campbell | 4.7 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 262 | |
| Karaoke Queen | Caribbean Queen | Billy Ocean | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| GAGH | Cars | Gary Numan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 287 | |
| Ben Franklin | Lord Franklin | Traditional | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 588 | |
| A Writer's Made-Up Wail | A Whiter Shade Of Pale | Procol Harum | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 218 | |
| Acapulco Gold | Orinoco Flow (Sail Away) | Enya | 5.0 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 298 | |
| He Jerks Hard For The Money | She Works Hard For The Money | Donna Summer | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 223 | |
| The Ballad of Gonzo Loco | The Ballad of John and Yoko | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 115 | |
| Larva | Layla | Derek and The Dominos | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Storm Chasing | Hot Blooded | Foreigner | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 143 | |
| Saliva Rocks Worlds | Five O'Clock World | The Vogues | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 141 | |
| Meaning o'Life | Stayin' Alive | Bee Gees | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 734 | |
| The Card that Swipes Forever | The Stars and Stripes Forever | John Philip Sousa | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 162 | |
| Praise BOB, From Whom All SLACK Doth Flow | Praise God, From Whom All Blessings Flow | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 184 | |
| Scream On | Dream On | Aerosmith | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 123 | |
| Spying Stuff From Lewd Submitters | Sighing Softly To The River | Gilbert and Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 317 | |
| The Deli Man | The Candy Man | Sammy Davis Jr. | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 147 | |
| A Rollicking Band of Perverts We | A Rollicking Band of Pirates We | Gilbert and Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 322 | |
| King Chucky's Nightmare Song | The Nightmare Song | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 655 | |
| We're Evil And Bad | When I Was A Lad | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 221 | |
| The Battle of The Pirates Who Penstanzas | The Battle of The Pirates of Penzance | Gilbert and Sullivan | 4.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 202 | |
| Limestone Cowboy | Rhinestone Cowboy | Glen Campbell | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 334 | |
| Dee Kelley, Jimmy, and Gene | Abraham, Martin, and John | Dion | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 164 | |
| Suite: Poker-Dude Lies | Suite: Judy Blue Eyes | Crosby, Stills, and Nash | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 147 | |
| Vicodin's For Smiles | I Can See For Miles | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 143 | |
| Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Walker | Mrs. Brown You've Got A Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 364 | |
| Don't Eat Like Rover | Don't Dream It's Over | Crowded House | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Type-A Licker | Day Tripper | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Compulsion | Obsession | Animotion | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 148 | |
| Yellow Liver | Yellow River | Christie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 453 | |
| You're De Vun Dat I Vahnt | You're The One That I Want | Olivia Newton-John / John Travolta | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 176 | |
| Along Comes Arnie | Along Comes Mary | The Association | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 140 | |
| Schwarzenhummer Nights | Summer Nights | Olivia Newton-John / John Travolta | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 165 | |
| Flaccid Man | Magic Man | Heart | 5.0 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 179 | |
| I Must Be 'Clear' --- See Now | I Can See Clearly Now | Johnny Nash | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| I Just Can't Help Retrieving | I Just Can't Help Believing | B. J. Thomas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 98 | |
| Maine Lobsters Crawling On My Bed | Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head | B. J. Thomas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 328 | |
| Prostate | My Way | Frank Sinatra | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 205 | |
| Shag Doll | Rag Doll | Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| Mime Is Art, I Sighed | Time Is On My Side | The Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 139 | |
| Pay THIS Fer Gasoline, Man? | Mr. Tambourine Man | The Byrds | 4.8 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 565 | |
| It Never Brains in Arnold Schwarzenegger | It Never Rains in Southern California | Albert Hammond | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 505 | |
| Resurrected Man | Free Electric Band | Albert Hammond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| I'm Going To Clip That Roach If I Can | Chestnut Mare | The Byrds | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Sky's Back Pages | My Back Pages | Bob Dylan | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 122 | |
| My Wood Enhanced All Night | I Could Have Danced All Night | Julie Andrews (My Fair Lady cast) | 4.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 130 | |
| (Sheep Feeling) Assinvasion | (Keep Feeling) Fascination | Human League | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 317 | |
| Please Teethe Me | Please Please Me | The Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 115 | |
| Schwarzenegger's Only Brain Cell, Man! | Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | The Beatles | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 404 | |
| Chantelle's Lament | Diva's Lament | Original Broadway Cast of 'Spamalot' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| Great Big Art | Great Big Stuff | Broadway Cast of 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| The Man | Man | Original Broadway Cast of 'The Full Monty' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Good Night! | Goodbye! | Broadway Cast of 'The Producers' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Award Show Night | Opening Night | Broadway Cast of 'The Producers' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Derriere's Do's & Don'ts | When You've Got It, Flaunt It | Broadway Cast of 'The Producers' | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 310 | |
| Billy Shat Ner | Gimme Dat Ding | The Pipkins | 4.5 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 141 | |
| The Iron Chef Wo Fat | The Reverend Mr. Black | The Kingston Trio | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 218 | |
| You're Nothing Without Me (Parody Version) | You're Nothing Without Me | Broadway Cast of 'City of Angels' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 390 | |
| Q's id | Cupid | Sam Cooke | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Theme from 'City of Angels' (Parody Version) | Theme from 'City of Angels' | Broadway Cast of 'City of Angels' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| What You Don't Know About Women (Parody Version) | What You Don't Know About Women | Broadway Cast of 'City of Angels' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 118 | |
| You Gotta Look Out For Yourself (Parody Version) | You Gotta Look Out For Yourself | Broadway Cast of 'City of Angels' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| (It's) Hairspray (Parody Version) | (It's) Hairspray | Broadway Cast of 'Hairspray' | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 216 | |
| Ticket To Hyde | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 139 | |
| This Is The Donut | This Is The Moment | Cast of 'Jekyll & Hyde' / The Moody Blues | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 144 | |
| In Moria | The Warrior | Patty Smyth and Scandal | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 135 | |
| Runner Blade | Runaway | Del Shannon | 4.9 | 4.4 | 4.7 | 151 | |
| Q's Qvetch | My Bonny Lies Over The Ocean | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 153 | |
| 99 J.B. Tunes | 99 Red Balloons | Nena | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 202 | |
| Somewhere I Can Leave | The Air That I Breathe | The Hollies | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 113 | |
| Big-Balled Wizard | Pinball Wizard | The Who (Soundtrack of 'Tommy') | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Rivendell | Camelot | Broadway Cast of 'Camelot' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Salutary Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 4.8 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 180 | |
| Monster Hags | Monster Mash | Bobby 'Boris' Pickett | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| Hawaiian Pugs | Higher Love | Steve Winwood | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Get Spot Your Mangy Beagle Spayed | Evil Ways | Santana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| Cool Plumber | Cruel Summer | Bananarama | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 164 | |
| Superman Told Ya | Sugar Magnolia | The Grateful Dead | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Walk Free, Dalai Lama! | Rock Me Amadeus | Falco | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 181 | |
| ( Dry Man Gets No ) Putrefaction | ( I Can't Get No ) Satisfaction | The Rolling Stones | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 193 | |
| Zing Of The Toad | King Of The Road | Roger Miller | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 120 | |
| X, It Blows | Mexico | James Taylor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Kabbalah | Borderline | Madonna | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 | |
| Patchmaker, Patchmaker | Matchmaker, Matchmaker | Fiddler On The Roof | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| Burning Fart | Burning Heart | Survivor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 341 | |
| Bunnies For Nursing | Money For Nothing | Dire Straits | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Lock of Wife | Walk of Life | Dire Straits | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 130 | |
| The Worst of American Idol | The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati | Rose and the Arrangement | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 306 | |
| Eight Days Near C | Eight Days A Week | The Beatles | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Don't Fight The Trees, Angelina | Don't Cry For Me, Argentina | Julie Covington | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Fry A Yellow Liver Drowned In Cold Smoked Brie | Tie A Yellow Ribbon 'Round The Old Oak Tree | Tony Orlando and Dawn | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 343 | |
| Dong Supporter | On The Border | Al Stewart | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 189 | |
| Tune Riffer | Moon River | Andy Williams / Henry Mancini | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 131 | |
| Baggin' The Mime | Draggin' The Line | Tommy James | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 519 | |
| Some Hair I Love | Somewhere My Love | Paul Francis Webster / 'Dr. Zhivago' soundtrack | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Suspicious Mimes | Suspicious Minds | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 158 | |
| Burning Drugs | Burning Love | Elvis Presley | 4.9 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 124 | |
| Slow-Fried Dough | Ohio | Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 167 | |
| Eisley's Cantina | Candida | Tony Orlando and Dawn | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 178 | |
| Salivary Gland | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| Eve of Construction | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 234 | |
| Grand Man-Titsoes | San Francisco | Scott McKenzie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 179 | |
| Wild-Tire | Wildfire | Michael Martin Murphey | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 225 | |
| Nerd Up | Word Up | Cameo | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 191 | |
| Grew Two Really Monster Nernies | Do You Really Want To Hurt Me | Culture Club | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 213 | |
| Al Franken-Stein | Frankenstein | The Edgar Winter Group | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 171 | |
| Clunky Verse Wrenched Free Hits Droid-Man! | 21st Century Schizoid Man | King Crimson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Life During Dali Time | Life During Wartime | Talking Heads | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 187 | |
| Invisible Trout | Invisible Touch | Genesis | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| I Wonder What The King Is 'Doing' Tonight | I Wonder What The King Is Doing Tonight | Broadway Cast / Movie Soundtrack of 'Camelot' | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 121 | |
| The Argh Cheer & I-Feel-Like-A-Pirate Rag | The Fish Cheer & I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-To-Die Rag | Country Joe & The Fish | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4074 | |
| Please, Sausager Stuffski | Gee, Officer Krupke | West Side Story Soundtrack | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 374 | |
| Hunforgettable | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| Free Forever! What A Night! | December 1963 (Oh, What A Night) | Frankie Valli and The Four Seasons | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 189 | |
| Kringle Sell Rock | Jingle Bell Rock | Bobby Helms | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 225 | |
| Krispy Kreme | Dancing Queen | ABBA | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 249 | |
| The Fume That'll Kill | A View To A Kill | Duran Duran | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 157 | |
| Barack Obama | Copacabana | Barry Manilow | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 1757 | |
| No Frog Can Flee The Gizzard | We're Off To See The Wizard | Soundtrack of The Wizard of Oz | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Good Morning Starbucks | Good Morning Starshine | Soundtrack of 'Hair' | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 418 | |
| Word Sounds | Homeward Bound | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 150 | |
| Let's Flame (The Green 'Enchilada' Song) | Escape (The Pina Colada Song) | Rupert Holmes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 340 | |
| X-Ray SPAM, You'll See | The Star Spangled Banner | Francis Scott Key | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| 3 point 1 4 1 5 9 | The Sound of Silence | Simon and Garfunkel | 4.8 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 421 | |
| Don't You Haunt Me | Don't You Want Me | Human League | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 241 | |
| Don't Tase Me, Bro! | Y.M.C.A. | The Village People | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 323 | |
| Fart Full Of Soul | Heart Full Of Soul | The Yardbirds | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 192 | |
| Anti-Ho! Anti-Ho! Anti-Ho! | Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! | Vaughn Monroe | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 350 | |
| The Ballad of Britney Spears | The Battle of New Orleans | Jimmie Driftwood / Johnny Horton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 342 | |
| Lucy In The Sky (With Diamonds) | Judy In Disguise (With Glasses) | John Fred & His Playboy Band | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 585 | |
| The Old Fart | The Gambler | Kenny Rogers | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 264 | |
| The Amazing Days of Pinder | Hazy Shade of Winter | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 228 | |
| My Beautiful Baboon | Up, Up and Away | The Fifth Dimension | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 326 | |
| Gland of Confusion | Land of Confusion | Genesis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 250 | |
| September Sunrise | Tequila Sunrise | The Eagles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 164 | |
| Teardrops Keep Falling, Paul Is Dead | Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head | B. J. Thomas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 334 | |
| Oh No, I've Been RICK-ROLLED! | Bungle In The Jungle | Jethro Tull | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 303 | |
| TiVo Shuffle | Lido Shuffle | Boz Scaggs | 5.0 | 4.7 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Smoke Gets In Your Eyes | Smoke Gets In Your Eyes | The Platters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| B-A-R, A-C-K, O-B-A, MA! | Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da | The Beatles | 4.9 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 269 | |
| The Days of Swine in Noses | The Days of Wine and Roses | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 102 | |
