New and improved bio! Now with more ego and less substance than before!

Just kidding of course. I'm the parodist who goes by Red Ant, whose real name is Jack Fletcher. I was born in and grew up in a small town in Virginia and still live there today.

I've been writing parodies for nearly three years, and have begun recording them recently. Before we get to those, I'd like to highlight what are considered some of my best works:

"I am the Very Master of all Errors Typographical": An ode to my craptacular typing and grammar, it took the bronze Medal June 2005 Song Of The Month (SOTM).
Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel Fight!: Paul and Art really have it out in this parody, which took the bronze medal in the October 2005 SOTM.
Name is Jack: Self deprecating tune which won the silver medal in the February 2006 SOTM
Battle Hymn of the Darwin Awards": About the idiot's idiot, it took the silver medal in May 2006 SOTM.
Spamming Pests: A scorching view of spam, this won the gold medal in June 2006 SOTM.
I Don't Really Care Set to Johnny Cash's "I've Been Everywhere", this won the gold medal in January 2007 SOTM.
X, The Bastard Letter: Set to "Puff, The Magic Dragon", this won the gold medal in ABC2, X Round.
Everybody's Girl: A parody of REM's "Everybody Hurts", this won the gold medal in ABC3, E Round.
What Rhymes With Orange?: A parody of "The Sound of Silence", this won the gold medal in ABC3, W Round.

Personal favorites: Foul Mouthed Me and Suicidal Anus

My recordings! Below Average Dave has recorded some of my songs as well as got me into recording myself. They are currently hosted on Soundclick.com: here's my current playlist:



I can be contacted through the Inthe00s.com Messageboard. Oh, as for my A/S/L, interests, favorite brand of cat food, etc.... um, if you really want to know that kind of information, here you go: 30s/Yes/VA, having fun, whatever is on sale, etc.

Jack "Red Ant" Fletcher