As my two year anniversary of being a site resident draws nearer, I have finally decided to write one of these things. Nobody could ever accuse me of being quick on the uptake...

I began writing parodies when I was 12-ish...in an effort to annoy people. Oh, how my intentions have changed. Until I found the site I thought that I was part of a rare breed...you know, it was me and Weird Al, and the guys at Low Book Sales...(Utah thing...though I'm from Wyoming)...so I was more than tickled to find an online community full of folks who knew what the art of parody was all about. It became my goal to infiltrate said community and to become their Queen. Yeah...I'll leave it to you to decide if I've accomplished that one yet...

Given my chosen screen name, I submitted mostly LOTR related stuff at first...and then slowly began sharing, through parody, the essential truths that make me who I am. In case you haven't read my discography yet...here's all you really need to know about me:

1. I am unrelentingly charming and adorable. This is indisputable. I only mention it so much because it adds to said charm.

2. I am also unrelentingly clumsy. Were it not for my charm and adorable-ness...I would have been voted "Most Likely to Break Her Back While Dancing" in High School. Sadly, those who were inclined to give me said title would eventually be proven right. Seriously. I did that once. Thankfully, I was not paralyzed...and my full mobility has allowed me to continue falling at ridiculous times and places throughout my life.

3. I am somewhat prone to attracting the 'wrong' men. I am, therefore, single...at least until Vin Diesel gives up the "I'm not in love with Arwen" charade and comes to marry me. I have every bit of confidence that he will.

4. I am, on occassion, a bit of a flirt. Just a little one. You probably wouldn't even notice that if I didn't point it out.

And finally...

5. I am, in spite of the countless arguments to the contrary, my biggest fan. I couldn't love myself more if I tried. And trust me, I've tried.

So, that's me in a nutshell. If you want to know more...you have to read the stuff. I think I'm known for writing 'slice of life' type stuff...and a large portion of my work is based on stuff that has actually happened to me. I'll leave it to you to figure out what's real and what isn't.

Thanks for checking my page out...

Have fun...

And just admit it...you already have a little bit of a crush on me, don't you? ; )