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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Wheatus

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Wheatus.


Wheatus', "Teenage dirtbag"
Better Lyrics:
His name is Stu Miles
I have a dream about him
He has crap hair
Got an appointment in half an hour
Oh how he rocks
With his longer locks
How could he cut all his hair
And why did he give a damn wot he looked like
Cos hes got a crappy haircut baby
yeah hes got a crappy haircut baby
don't listen to the hairdresser baby
Like me
Original Lyrics:
Her name is noelle I wrote a song about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In Keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me
Cos im just a teenage dirtbag baby yeah
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby
With me
Submitted by: Lucy

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