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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Jeff Wayne.

Jeff Wayne

Jeff Wayne's, "Eve of the War"
Better Lyrics:
(An example of autistic thinking/thinking outside of the box.)


“The chances of anything coming from Mars
“Are a million to one,” he said
“The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one
“But chocolates come!”
Original Lyrics:
“The chances of anything coming from Mars
“Are a million to one,” he said
“The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one
“But still they come!”
Submitted by: Naughty Autie
Jeff Wayne's, "The Eve of the War"
Better Lyrics:
"The chances of Donald Trump winning the race
Are a million to one," they said.
"The chances of Donald Trump winning the race
Are a million to one." But still, he won.
Original Lyrics:
"The chances of anything coming from Mars
Are a million to one," he said.
"The chances of anything coming from Mars
Are a million to one." But still, they come.
Submitted by: Dylan Baranski
Jeff Wayne's, "The Eve of the War"
Better Lyrics:
(This is a reference to the probes that UK scientists sent to Mars in the late Nineties.)
"The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one," Wells said.
"The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one," but signals come!
Original Lyrics:
"The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one," he said.
"The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one - but still they come!"
Submitted by: Sheogorath

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