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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Walter Catlett and Dickie Jones.

Walter Catlett and Dickie Jones

Walter Catlett and Dickie Jones', "Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dee"
Better Lyrics:
A rock star's life for me
A gold sovereign and a platinum
A pipe of crack and a line of cocaine
You're drunk till after two
You promenade as high as a kite
A bong in your left hand, a spliff in
your right
You're gouching each and every night
An actor's life for me!
Original Lyrics:
Hi diddle dee dee
An actor's life for me
A high silk hat and a silver cane
A watch of gold and a diamond chain
Hi diddle dee doo
You sleep till after two
You promenade with a big cigar
You tour the world in a private car
You dine on chicken and caviar
An actor's life for me!
Submitted by: Sheogorath

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