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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Carrie Underwood
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Carrie Underwood.
Carrie Underwood
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
Better Lyrics:
I dipped my finger down inside
Of that little Krackel bar that I did buy
Hershey's chocolate soup is what I felt
I held the gooey bar up, and I took a bite
Teeth are swamped with choco-mire
Maybe, next time, I'll eat before it melts
Of that little Krackel bar that I did buy
Hershey's chocolate soup is what I felt
I held the gooey bar up, and I took a bite
Teeth are swamped with choco-mire
Maybe, next time, I'll eat before it melts
Original Lyrics:
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe, next time, he'll think before he cheats
Of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe, next time, he'll think before he cheats
Submitted by: Jonathan S.
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
Better Lyrics:
Right now, she's probably up singin'
Some white-trash version of "Before He Cheats". [Right now, endless repetitions ad nauseum of "Before He Cheats" are the scourge of karaoke, perhaps far more than any Shania song ever was.]
Some white-trash version of "Before He Cheats". [Right now, endless repetitions ad nauseum of "Before He Cheats" are the scourge of karaoke, perhaps far more than any Shania song ever was.]
Original Lyrics:
Right now, she's probably up singin'
Some white-trash version of Shania karaoke.
Some white-trash version of Shania karaoke.
Submitted by: Backatcha
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