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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by U2.

U2

U2's, "Stay (Faraway, So Close!)"
Better Lyrics:
Green light, 7-Eleven
You stop in for a 5-Hour Energy shot
You don't guzzle, don't even need to
Hey now, check your change
Original Lyrics:
Green light, 7-Eleven
You stop in for a pack of cigarettes
You don't smoke, don't even want to
Hey now, check your change
Submitted by: Mickey D
U2's, "Vertigo"
Better Lyrics:
Moonroof, doors, trays, cupholders


Hello, hello

I'm in a used convertible

This is a car I wish I didn't own

It's so used, got a worn-out steering wheel

Wheel
Original Lyrics:
Uno, dos, tres, catorces


Hello, hello

I'm in a place called Vertigo

It's everything I wish I didn't know

Except you give me something I can feel

Feel
Submitted by: Jonathan S.

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