These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by TV Theme Songs.
TV Theme Songs
TV Theme Songs', "Suicide is Painless (Theme from M*A*S*H)"
'Cause suicide is painless.
Your mother's ass is brainless.
'Cause suicide is painless.
It brings on many changes.
Submitted by: The Skuz
Theme Songs', "The Love Boat theme"
Failboat soon will be making another vid
Love Boat soon will be making another run
Submitted by: Rachelle
Theme Songs', "Theme from "That Girl""
If you find one girl to love
Only on girl to love
Then hell will freeze over for you.
If you find one girl to love
Only on girl to love
Then she'll be "That Girl" too.
Submitted by: The Skuz
TV Theme Songs', "Theme from 'The Banana Splits Show'"
Framming on the Jim-Jam, Fripping at the Krotz.
Our Banana Splits are going to kick you in the crotch.
Flipping like a pancake, popping like a cork.
Fleagle, Bingo, Drooper and Snork.
Submitted by: The Skuz
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