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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> The Nuns of Nonnberg Abbey
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by The Nuns of Nonnberg Abbey.
The Nuns of Nonnberg Abbey
The Nuns of Nonnberg Abbey's, "Maria"
Better Lyrics:
How do you solve a problem like the Madgod?
How do you get that Daedroth to calm down?
How do you medicate a Saxhleel Madgod?
"With massive doses of risperidone!"
Many a thing you tell to Sheogorath
But many a thing He will not understand
And carried on every breeze
You can hear His voice shout, "Cheese!"
When He's not staying in His own land
Oh, how do you solve a problem like the Madgod?
How do you make Jyggalag take a stand?
How do you get that Daedroth to calm down?
How do you medicate a Saxhleel Madgod?
"With massive doses of risperidone!"
Many a thing you tell to Sheogorath
But many a thing He will not understand
And carried on every breeze
You can hear His voice shout, "Cheese!"
When He's not staying in His own land
Oh, how do you solve a problem like the Madgod?
How do you make Jyggalag take a stand?
Original Lyrics:
How do you solve a problem like
Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it
down?
How do you find a word that means
Maria?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A
clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to
tell her
Many a thing she ought to
understand
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the
sand
Oh, how do you solve a problem like
Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam in
your hand?
Maria?
How do you catch a cloud and pin it
down?
How do you find a word that means
Maria?
A flibbertijibbet! A will-o'-the wisp! A
clown!
Many a thing you know you'd like to
tell her
Many a thing she ought to
understand
But how do you make her stay
And listen to all you say
How do you keep a wave upon the
sand
Oh, how do you solve a problem like
Maria?
How do you hold a moonbeam in
your hand?
Submitted by: Sheogorath
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