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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Taylor Swift
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift's, "Bad Blood"
Better Lyrics:
'Cause Blacks are mad at Bad Don
The birther line from Mad Trump
No regrets nor explanation
Disingenuous Bad Don
Still the same problem
More subtle racism
From a conspiracy nut
Eight years of this crap from Bad Don
The birther line from Mad Trump
No regrets nor explanation
Disingenuous Bad Don
Still the same problem
More subtle racism
From a conspiracy nut
Eight years of this crap from Bad Don
Original Lyrics:
'Cause baby now we got bad blood
You know it used to be mad love
So take a look at what you've done
'Cause baby now we got bad blood
Now we got problems
And I don't think we can solve them
You made a really deep cut
And baby now we got bad blood
You know it used to be mad love
So take a look at what you've done
'Cause baby now we got bad blood
Now we got problems
And I don't think we can solve them
You made a really deep cut
And baby now we got bad blood
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Taylor Swift's, "Shake It Off"
Better Lyrics:
And the shitters gonna shit shit shit shit shit shit
Pissers gonna piss piss piss piss piss piss
I'm just gonna fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck it up, fuck it up
Pissers gonna piss piss piss piss piss piss
I'm just gonna fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck it up, fuck it up
Original Lyrics:
And the players gonna play play play play play play
And the haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate
I'm just gonna shake shake shake shake shake
Shake it off, shake it off
And the haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate
I'm just gonna shake shake shake shake shake
Shake it off, shake it off
Submitted by: Mickey D.
Taylor Swift's, "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"
Better Lyrics:
Ooh, we're still not speaking this time tonight
But this time, I don't care, I don't care
Cause we were never ever ever really together
We were never ever ever really together
We still had our rough spots
Even though I got you an A
But we were never ever ever really...together
But this time, I don't care, I don't care
Cause we were never ever ever really together
We were never ever ever really together
We still had our rough spots
Even though I got you an A
But we were never ever ever really...together
Original Lyrics:
Ooh we called it off again last night
But this time, I'm telling you, telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends
Talk to me
But we are never ever ever getting back together
Like, ever
But this time, I'm telling you, telling you
We are never ever ever getting back together
We are never ever ever getting back together
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends
Talk to me
But we are never ever ever getting back together
Like, ever
Submitted by: Awesomesauce
Taylor Swift's, "You Belong With Me"
Better Lyrics:
She's got pig dogs, I've got lemurs
Original Lyrics:
She wears high heels, I wear sneakers
Submitted by: Linus Pierce
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