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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Cat Stevens
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Cat Stevens.
Cat Stevens
Cat Stevens', "Moonshadow"
Better Lyrics:
And if I ever lose my d*ck
Lose my c*ck, long and thick
If I ever lose my d*ck
I won’t have to f***…
Lose my c*ck, long and thick
If I ever lose my d*ck
I won’t have to f***…
Original Lyrics:
And if I ever lose my mouth
Lose my teeth, north and south
If I ever lose my mouth
I won’t have to talk…
Lose my teeth, north and south
If I ever lose my mouth
I won’t have to talk…
Submitted by: Hu’s On First
Cat Stevens', "Morning Has Broken"
Better Lyrics:
Morning has broken.
Glue it together!
Glue it together!
Original Lyrics:
Morning has broken,
Like the first morning.
Like the first morning.
Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
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