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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Statler Brothers
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Statler Brothers.
Statler Brothers
Statler Brothers', "Flowers on the Wall"
Better Lyrics:
Beech-Nut gives you seven sticks while others give you eight!
Six sticks for the price of seven--that ain't great!
Counting flowers on the wall, they don't bother me at all
Playing solitaire 'til dawn with a deck of sixty-one
Smoking kangaroos and watching Captain Cigarette...
[With apologies to Beech-Nut for spoofing their 1969 commercial]
Six sticks for the price of seven--that ain't great!
Counting flowers on the wall, they don't bother me at all
Playing solitaire 'til dawn with a deck of sixty-one
Smoking kangaroos and watching Captain Cigarette...
[With apologies to Beech-Nut for spoofing their 1969 commercial]
Original Lyrics:
If I were walking in your shoes I wouldn't worry none
But you and your friends don't worry at all, I'm havin' lots of fun
Counting Flowers on the Wall, that don't bother me at all
Playing solitaire 'til dawn with a deck of fifty-one
Smokin' cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo...
But you and your friends don't worry at all, I'm havin' lots of fun
Counting Flowers on the Wall, that don't bother me at all
Playing solitaire 'til dawn with a deck of fifty-one
Smokin' cigarettes and watching Captain Kangaroo...
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
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