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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Shakira
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Shakira.
Shakira
Shakira's, "Gypsy"
Better Lyrics:
'Cause I'm so flipsy
Back-n-forth uneasy
Muslim ban for six months firm or a suggestion... tricky!
Angry male appeasement
Some ideas risky
I'm Trump and the vows I make are kinda crazy!
And I won't deny
That I won't switch sides
RNC against me
'Cause I'm so flipsy
Back-n-forth uneasy
Muslim ban for six months firm or a suggestion... tricky!
Angry male appeasement
Some ideas risky
I'm Trump and the vows I make are kinda crazy!
And I won't deny
That I won't switch sides
RNC against me
'Cause I'm so flipsy
Original Lyrics:
'Cause I'm a gypsy
Are you coming with me?
I might steal your clothes and wear them if they fit me
Never made agreements
Just like a gypsy
And I won't back down 'cause life's already bit me
And I won't cry
I'm too young to die
If you're gonna quit me
'Cause I'm a gypsy
Are you coming with me?
I might steal your clothes and wear them if they fit me
Never made agreements
Just like a gypsy
And I won't back down 'cause life's already bit me
And I won't cry
I'm too young to die
If you're gonna quit me
'Cause I'm a gypsy
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Shakira's, "Gypsy"
Better Lyrics:
Hit Cruz hard
With wife joke
Right I defend
Media hit back, pressed on
Lewandowski surprise
Arrest was the story
Charge of battery denied
Watch the vid, are you all blind?
I'm so ticked-off
And I'm being treated SO unkind!
Think abortion is a sin
Switched, and then denied it
Then neutral for more wins!
'Cause I'm a zombie
Still I keep on talking
My positions no one knows
Damaged, took some blows
Not honoring agreements
I just keep flipping
And I won't back down
The Trumpeters are with me
Ideas don't die
Folks aren't satisfied
They're not gonna quit me
'Cause I'm a zombie
Onward to 1230... 7!!!
With wife joke
Right I defend
Media hit back, pressed on
Lewandowski surprise
Arrest was the story
Charge of battery denied
Watch the vid, are you all blind?
I'm so ticked-off
And I'm being treated SO unkind!
Think abortion is a sin
Switched, and then denied it
Then neutral for more wins!
'Cause I'm a zombie
Still I keep on talking
My positions no one knows
Damaged, took some blows
Not honoring agreements
I just keep flipping
And I won't back down
The Trumpeters are with me
Ideas don't die
Folks aren't satisfied
They're not gonna quit me
'Cause I'm a zombie
Onward to 1230... 7!!!
Original Lyrics:
Broke my heart
On the road
Spent the weekend
Sewing the pieces back on
Friends and thoughts pass me by
Walking gets too boring
When you learn how to fly
Not the homecoming kind
Take the top off
And who knows what you might find
Won't confess all my sins
You can bet I'll try it
But you can't always win
'Cause I'm a gypsy
Are you coming with me?
I might steal your clothes
And wear them if they fit me
I never made agreements
Just like a gypsy
And I won't back down
'Cause life's already bit me
And I won't cry
I'm too young to die
If you're gonna quit me
'Cause I'm a gypsy
'Cause I'm a gypsy
On the road
Spent the weekend
Sewing the pieces back on
Friends and thoughts pass me by
Walking gets too boring
When you learn how to fly
Not the homecoming kind
Take the top off
And who knows what you might find
Won't confess all my sins
You can bet I'll try it
But you can't always win
'Cause I'm a gypsy
Are you coming with me?
I might steal your clothes
And wear them if they fit me
I never made agreements
Just like a gypsy
And I won't back down
'Cause life's already bit me
And I won't cry
I'm too young to die
If you're gonna quit me
'Cause I'm a gypsy
'Cause I'm a gypsy
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Shakira's, "Loca"
Better Lyrics:
And I’m slutty, but you like it (puta,puta,puta)
Stripperific outfits (puta,puta,puta)
I’m easy and you like it (puta,puta,puta)
Stripperific outfits (puta,puta,puta)
I’m easy and you like it (puta,puta,puta)
Original Lyrics:
And I’m crazy, but you like it (loca, loca, loca)
You like that it ain’t easy (loca, loca, loca)
I’m crazy but you like it (loca, loca, loca)
You like that it ain’t easy (loca, loca, loca)
I’m crazy but you like it (loca, loca, loca)
Submitted by: Flash Flood
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