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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Scissor Sisters
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Scissor Sisters.
Scissor Sisters
Scissor Sisters', "I Can’t Decide"
Better Lyrics:
(The likely consequences.)
I can’t decide whether you should live or die
It would please me much to kill you
But I’d get banged up for life
I can’t decide whether you should live or die
It would please me much to kill you
But I’d get banged up for life
Original Lyrics:
I can’t decide whether you should live or die
Oh, you’ll probably go to Heaven
Please don’t hang your head and cry
Oh, you’ll probably go to Heaven
Please don’t hang your head and cry
Submitted by: Sheogorath
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