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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Sarah Hale
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Sarah Hale .
Sarah Hale
Sarah Hale 's, "Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Better Lyrics:
Mary had a little gun
Her Kahr 9 was so cool
And everywhere that Mary went
She packed heat as psychos do
Brought it with her to school one day
Which was against the rules
The teacher and children were slain
'Cause Mary turned-out cruel
Her Kahr 9 was so cool
And everywhere that Mary went
She packed heat as psychos do
Brought it with her to school one day
Which was against the rules
The teacher and children were slain
'Cause Mary turned-out cruel
Original Lyrics:
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go
It followed her to school one day
Which was against the rules
It made the children laugh and play
To see a lamb at school
Its fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go
It followed her to school one day
Which was against the rules
It made the children laugh and play
To see a lamb at school
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
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