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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Santana
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Santana.
Santana
Santana's, "Black Magic Woman"
Better Lyrics:
title: Black Magic Maker
Got a black magic marker, got a black magic marker
Got a black magic marker, draws me a line I can see
I got a black magic marker, it's gonna make a Rembrandt out of me.
Comes in 6 different colors, comes in 6 different colors
Yes, it comes in 6 different colors, all of them black as can be.
I got a black magic marker, it's gonna make a Rembrandt out of me.
Got a smell to it, baby, mmm, got a smell to it, baby.
Got a smell to it, baby
Turning my head into stone
You get me so high, magic marker
I can't leave you alone.
Don't leave the cap off it baby, don't leave the cap off it baby.
Yeah, don't leave the cap off it baby
Stop messing round with my wick
Leave the cap off it baby, i'll have to use a g...d.. Bic.
Got a black magic marker, got a black magic marker
Got a black magic marker, draws me a line I can see
I got a black magic marker, it's gonna make a Rembrandt out of me.
Comes in 6 different colors, comes in 6 different colors
Yes, it comes in 6 different colors, all of them black as can be.
I got a black magic marker, it's gonna make a Rembrandt out of me.
Got a smell to it, baby, mmm, got a smell to it, baby.
Got a smell to it, baby
Turning my head into stone
You get me so high, magic marker
I can't leave you alone.
Don't leave the cap off it baby, don't leave the cap off it baby.
Yeah, don't leave the cap off it baby
Stop messing round with my wick
Leave the cap off it baby, i'll have to use a g...d.. Bic.
Original Lyrics:
Got a black magic woman
Got a black magic woman
I've got a black magic woman
Got me so blind, I can't see
That she's a black magic woman
She's trying to make a devil outta me
Don't turn your back on me, baby
Don't turn your back on me, baby
Yes, don't turn your back on me, baby
Stop messing 'round with your tricks
Don't turn your back on me, baby
You just might pick up my magic sticks
Got your spell on me, baby
You got your spell on me, baby
Yes, you got your spell on me, baby
Turning my heart into stone
I need you so bad, magic woman
I can't leave you alone
Got a black magic woman
I've got a black magic woman
Got me so blind, I can't see
That she's a black magic woman
She's trying to make a devil outta me
Don't turn your back on me, baby
Don't turn your back on me, baby
Yes, don't turn your back on me, baby
Stop messing 'round with your tricks
Don't turn your back on me, baby
You just might pick up my magic sticks
Got your spell on me, baby
You got your spell on me, baby
Yes, you got your spell on me, baby
Turning my heart into stone
I need you so bad, magic woman
I can't leave you alone
Submitted by: Bubba
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