Song Parodies -> Fragments -> The Rolling Stones
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by The Rolling Stones.
The Rolling Stones', "Beast of Burden"
Better Lyrics:
I'll never be, your pizza burning
I stalk the aisles, to see Jane Curtain
All I really want is for you to take a club to me.
I stalk the aisles, to see Jane Curtain
All I really want is for you to take a club to me.
Original Lyrics:
I'll never be, your beast of burden.
I walk for miles, my feet are hurtin'.
All I really want is for you to make love to me.
I walk for miles, my feet are hurtin'.
All I really want is for you to make love to me.
Submitted by: Scott Stevens
Rolling Stones', "Brown Sugar"
Better Lyrics:
Slapshooter
You know he plays so cool
Slapshooter
Just like I knew he would
You know he plays so cool
Slapshooter
Just like I knew he would
Original Lyrics:
Brown sugar
You know you taste so good
Brown sugar
Just like I knew you would
You know you taste so good
Brown sugar
Just like I knew you would
Submitted by: Vya
Rolling Stones', "Gimme Shelter"
Better Lyrics:
Oh, Slim Fast
It takes the fat away
It takes the fat away
It takes the fat away
It takes the fat away
Original Lyrics:
Oh, Children
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
Submitted by: JasonL
Rolling Stones', "Ruby Tuesday"
Better Lyrics:
Good bye, Uday Hussein
We used to be afraid of you
More men you hanged with each new day
No one's gonna miss you
We used to be afraid of you
More men you hanged with each new day
No one's gonna miss you
Original Lyrics:
Good bye, Ruby Tuesday
Who could hang a name on you?
When you change with every new day
Still I'm gonna miss you
Who could hang a name on you?
When you change with every new day
Still I'm gonna miss you
Submitted by: John Rudmin
Rolling Stones', "Satisfaction"
Better Lyrics:
I can't get no
dress that fits me,
I can't get no
dress that fits me
And I try, and I try, and I try, and I try,
I'm driving in my car
Trying on this dress and that
dress that fits me,
I can't get no
dress that fits me
And I try, and I try, and I try, and I try,
I'm driving in my car
Trying on this dress and that
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no
satisfaction
I can't get no
satisfaction
And I try, and I try, and I try, and I try.
I'm driving in my car
satisfaction
I can't get no
satisfaction
And I try, and I try, and I try, and I try.
I'm driving in my car
Submitted by: Lucea Lilliputia
Rolling Stones', "Sympathy For The Devil"
Better Lyrics:
Please allow me to check my e-mails
Original Lyrics:
Please allow me to introduce myself
Submitted by: Diane Berth
Rolling Stones', "Under My Thumb"
Better Lyrics:
Under my chin
The fat that once hung down
The fat that once hung down
Original Lyrics:
Under my thumb
The girl who once had me down
The girl who once had me down
Submitted by: sXe LeXi 5X2
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