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These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by The Rolling Stones.
The Rolling Stones
The Rolling Stones', "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Better Lyrics:
Conservative debate action
Doesn't match the poll reactions
Bush tries and he tries and he tries and he tries
He can't get no, he can't get no
... Poli-traction!!!
Doesn't match the poll reactions
Bush tries and he tries and he tries and he tries
He can't get no, he can't get no
... Poli-traction!!!
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Rolling Stones', "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"
Better Lyrics:
We can't get no, Vicar says so
"Pray, pray, pray, our lusts away"
We can't get no, we can't get no
We can't get no contraception
No contraception, no contraception, no contraception!
"Pray, pray, pray, our lusts away"
We can't get no, we can't get no
We can't get no contraception
No contraception, no contraception, no contraception!
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no, oh no no no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say
I can't get no, I can't get no
I can't get no satisfaction
No satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction
Hey hey hey, that's what I say
I can't get no, I can't get no
I can't get no satisfaction
No satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Rolling Stones', "I Can't Get No Satisfaction"
Better Lyrics:
We can't get no Trump inaction, the guy tweets for satisfaction
His thumbs type, and they type, and they type, and they type
We can't get no, no real info...
His thumbs type, and they type, and they type, and they type
We can't get no, no real info...
Original Lyrics:
I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Rolling Stones', "You Can't Always Get What You Want"
Better Lyrics:
This election we got a nut
This election we're in a rut
This election really did suck
But the proud REPs remind that this time
We didn't get Hillary!
This election we're in a rut
This election really did suck
But the proud REPs remind that this time
We didn't get Hillary!
Original Lyrics:
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes well you might find
You get what you need
You can't always get what you want
You can't always get what you want
But if you try sometimes well you might find
You get what you need
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
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