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Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Richard White, Jesse Corti, and Ensemble
These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Richard White, Jesse Corti, and Ensemble.
Richard White, Jesse Corti, and Ensemble
Richard White, Jesse Corti, and Ensemble's, "Gaston"
Better Lyrics:
[LeFou and Chorus]
No one’s sick like Gaston
Near as bad as Gaston
[LeFou]
No one has COVID-19 like Gaston
[Gaston]
I’m solo maintaining the whole pandemic!
[LeFou and Chorus]
There’s no one coughs like Gaston!
No one’s sick like Gaston
Near as bad as Gaston
[LeFou]
No one has COVID-19 like Gaston
[Gaston]
I’m solo maintaining the whole pandemic!
[LeFou and Chorus]
There’s no one coughs like Gaston!
Original Lyrics:
[LeFou and Chorus]
No one’s been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
[LeFou]
No one’s got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
[Gaston]
As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!
[LeFou and Chorus]
My what a guy, that Gaston!
No one’s been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
[LeFou]
No one’s got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
[Gaston]
As a specimen, yes, I’m intimidating!
[LeFou and Chorus]
My what a guy, that Gaston!
Submitted by: Sheogorath
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