Queen

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Queen.

Queen

Queen's, "Another One Bites The Dust"

Better Lyrics:

Another one finds my brush.

Another one finds my brush.

And another one found, and another one found,

Another one finds my brush.

Hey, I'm gonna brush my teeth.

Another one finds my brush.

Original Lyrics:

Another one bites the dust.

Another one bites the dust.

And another one down, and another one down,

Another one bites the dust.

Hey, I'm gonna get you too.

Another one bites the dust.

Submitted by: Darius Whitehead

Queen's, "Another One Bites the Dust"

Better Lyrics:

Argonian OHK
Argonian OHK
An Argonian O, an Argonian O
Argonian OHK
Hey, 'cos I'm a sneaky Saxhleel
Argonian OHK

Original Lyrics:

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust

Submitted by: Sheogorath

Queen's, "Another one bites the dust"

Better Lyrics:

Another one bites my nuts

Another one bites my nuts

And another one gone,and another one gone

Another ones bites my nuts

Hey,I'm gonna get you,too

Another one bites my nuts

Original Lyrics:

Another one bites the dust

Another one bites the dust

And another one gone,and another one gone

Another one bites the dust

Hey,I'm gonna get you,too

Another one bites the dust

Submitted by: Ed Ehren

Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Better Lyrics:

"Minnesota Rhapsody"
Ice fish a little put a crappie in a pan
Scare a moose scare a moose get you bitten by mosquito
Cheering for the Vikings Very Very frightening Me!
Minnesota! Minnesota!
Minnesota! Minnesota!
Minnesota Buy a Boat!
I'm just a Ranger nobody loves me
he's just a ranger from a poor family
Votes Democtrat with irrationality
Easy Come, easy go will you shovel snow?
Huskvarna! No!
We will not shovel snow. Shovel snow!
Huskvarna! No!
We will not shovel snow. Shovel snow!
Huskvarna! No!
We will not shovel snow
Will not shovel snow
Will not shovel snow.
My pickup truck has a cooler full of beer
For me, For me, For me!!!!!
(screaming guitar solo)

Original Lyrics:

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche! Will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me!
Galileo, Galileo
Galileo, Galileo
Galileo, Figaro - magnifico
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity!
Bismillah, No!
We will not let you go. Let me Go!
Bismillah. No!
We will not let you go. let me go!
Bismillah No!
We will not let you go.
Will not let you go.
Will not let you go
Bealzebub has a devil put aside for me,
For me,
For me,

Submitted by: Col. havoc

Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Better Lyrics:

Bovianian Rhapsody

I see a spotted cattle in the field

Sayin' moo, sayin' moo, can you chew the fine cud now

Farmer Dave is riding a very very frightening Moose!

Got a lasso, Got a lasso, spinnin' round, a-spinnin' round

I'm just a poor calf nobody wants me

She's just a poor calf from a poor cattlery spare her her life from the veal butchery

Original Lyrics:

I see a little silhouetto of a man,

Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you do the
Fandango?!

Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me!

Galileo, Galileo

Galileo, Galileo

Galileo, Figaro - magnifico

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me

He's just a poor boy from a poor family,

Spare him his life from this monstrosity!

Submitted by: Erin Barch

Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Better Lyrics:

Please, please, Mom and Dad, can I get a toy?
Beshmullah no! You will NOT get a toy
I want a toy!
Beshmulla no! You will NOT get a toy!
I want a toy!
Beshmulla no! You will NOT get a toy!
I want a toy!
No no no no no no!
Mama mia, mama mia
Mama mia, want that toy
Toys R Us has a Transformer waiting for me
For me
For me
So you think you can stop me from getting a toy?
So you think you can stop me for I've been a bad boy?

Original Lyrics:

Easy come, easy go
Will you let me go?
Beshmullah! No!
We will not let you go
(Let me go)
Beshmullah! No!
We will not let you go
(Let me go)
Beshmullah! No!
We will not let you go
(Let me go)
No no no no no no
Mama mia mama mia
Mama mia, let me go
Beelzebulb has a devil set aside for me
For me!
So you think you can snub me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me here to die?

Submitted by: Parody Dude

Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"

Better Lyrics:

["VIOLENCE DOES NOT PAY"]

Mama,
I just kicked a man
Didn't like the words he said,
Put my foot upside his head

But Mama
I've broken all my toes
I wish I hadn't thrown my shoes away...

Mama
I ca-an't walk
Yes, I KNOW it's all my fault,
But why'd ya hafta go and steal my crutches?
Give 'em back, give 'em back!
[Oh, now you've got my walker...!]

Original Lyrics:

Mama,
I just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Mama,
Life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.

Mama,
Oooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on
As if nothing really matters.

Submitted by: hec

Queen's, "We Will Rock You"

Better Lyrics:

You got mud on yo' face

You big disgrace

Wipin' your butt all over the place!

Original Lyrics:

You got mud on yo' face

You big disgrace

Kick' your can all over the place

Submitted by: Doug Montgomery

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