Song Parodies -> Fragments -> Queen

These are short parody lyrics set to the lyrics of songs by Queen.

Queen's, "'We Are The Champions'"
Better Lyrics:
Well, it's been no bed of roses,
No centrifuge
Original Lyrics:
Well, it's been no bed of roses,
No pleasure cruise
Submitted by: Lady Daydreamer
Queen's, "Another One Bites The Dust"
Better Lyrics:
Another one bit my nuts
Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust
Submitted by: Two-Faced Goblin
Queen's, "Another One Bites The Dust"
Better Lyrics:
Another one pest to pest
Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust
Queen's, "Another One Bites The Dust"
Better Lyrics:
There's a gremlin on the side of the bus
Original Lyrics:
Another one bites the dust
Submitted by: LEAH B. BRANDON
Queen's, "Bicycle Ride"
Better Lyrics:
I want ride a fudgesicle
Original Lyrics:
I want to ride my bicycle
Submitted by: princejellyfish
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Better Lyrics:
Is this a real word of Freddie's fantasy?
Caught in the word-slide of Bohemian Rhapsody
Open a dictionary, look for the meaning... Well?
I'm stil a cluless as was before... Do tell me,
What the hell does that mean?
Does it mean anything?
Anyway, the song's weird
More than anything I've heard before.
Original Lyrics:
Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Open you eyes, look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need some sympathy
Because I'm easy come easy go
Little high little low
Anyway the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me
To me
Submitted by: Rock Princess
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Better Lyrics:
Spare him, oh Life, from mediocrity
Original Lyrics:
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Submitted by: Lady Daydreamer
Queen's, "Fun It"
Better Lyrics:
Don't cut it, Mullet!
Original Lyrics:
Don't shun it, Fun it!
Submitted by: Lisa
Queen's, "Jealousy"
Better Lyrics:
Now I'm only left with mild jealousy
(or)
Now I'm only left with my old jealousy
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm only left with my own jealousy
Submitted by: Mephi Fastre-Than-Death
Queen's, "One Vision"
Better Lyrics:
Give me, give me, give me, HIV
Original Lyrics:
Give me, give me, give me, fried chicken
Submitted by: King
Queen's, "One Vision"
Better Lyrics:
One Vivisection
Original Lyrics:
One Vision
Submitted by: Ashley Henderson
Queen's, "Stone Cold Crazy"
Better Lyrics:
Stone cold gravy
Original Lyrics:
Stone cold crazy
Submitted by: Ashley Henderson
Queen's, "The Prophet's Song"
Better Lyrics:
The Profit Song
Original Lyrics:
The Prophet's Song
Submitted by: Mephi Faster-Than-Death
Queen's, "We Are The Champions"
Better Lyrics:
Peas are the champions, my friends
And peas, we'll keep biting, 'till the end.
Peas are the champions,
Peas are the champions
No time for Carrots
Cause peas are the champions
Of the world
Original Lyrics:
We are the champions, my friends
And we'll keep on fighting, till the end.
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
Cause we are the champions
Of the world
Submitted by: Ashton Sophie
Queen's, "We Are the Champions"
Better Lyrics:
Where's, where's, where's, where's Waldo
Original Lyrics:
We wil, we will rock you
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
Queen's, "We Will Rock You"
Better Lyrics:
You got blood on your face
Original Lyrics:
You got mud on your face
Submitted by: Aaerni

New entries in this section are currently reviewed by Red Ant. Previous editors (if any) are listed on the editors page.

Submissions!

Have you rewritten the lyrics to part of a song? Please send them in! We're always looking for more parody fragments. If you want to rewrite an entire song, check out the parody section.

Disclaimer

Disclaimer: amIright.com makes no claims to the accuracy of the correct lyrics. All correct lyrics are copyrighted, amIright.com does not claim ownership of the original lyrics.

 
 
ALL NEW!!! The amIright 80's MISHEARD LYRICS BOOK now available.
Find Funny Stuff About a Band: